diabeetis

A mispronouncing of the word diabetes made popular by former actor Wilford Brimley in a series of TV commercials for the diabetes testing supply company Liberty Medical. Further made popular by the youtube video "Wilford Brimley-the beetis" where various clips taken from all the Liberty Medical commercials are mixed and put to a beat.

"If you have diabeetis, think again"-Wilford Brimley

by omg bacon October 16, 2007

La Diabla

A beautiful girl that will make you fall in love with her. A girl that is sweet and delicate, but a cold hearted bitch at the same time. A sex goddess. A girl that you can’t stay away from.

Stay away from La Diabla she’ll fuck with your head.

by TimeEli January 17, 2019

diabological

Both logical and diabolical.

I have a diabological plan to rule the world.

by Hexar April 28, 2004

Diabestos

A disease occurring when the elderly can't control their substance abuse and consume too much sugar and asbestos.

My diabestos is flaring up again.

by trollinghard101 February 27, 2019

Diablo 2

Video game published by Blizzard. A point and click swords and sorcery themed past time. The goal is to slay monsters and amass experience points and utilize character specific skills. Veterans of the game tend to collect the more powerful of the randomly generated items to equip their characters. Usually, with the many hours spent collecting these rare artifacts, players duel each other and optimize their characters for specific methods to exploit the weaknesses of the various hero classes.

This game is addictive like Diablo 2.

by sravat June 1, 2003

diabolical lick

That trend on TikTok.
A person or people steal an item from school sneakily (commonly out of the bathroom) and post a video of it on any social media platform. (e.g. toilet, soap dispenser, urinal screen)

(I'm serious about the toilet) + It is also called devious lick.

Friend A: Hey, wanna hit a diabolical lick?
Friend B: Bet.
*2 hours later*
(principal) Intercom: "IF SOMEONE STEALS THE URINAL SCREENS AND SOAP DISPENSERS AGAIN, WE WILL SWITCH TO ONLINE SCHOOL!!"

by thekaprisunstraw September 17, 2021

Sugar Diabetes

The original definition for what we today call "Type Two Diabetes". We stopped using this definition because we are weak as fuck, and need a difficult, and unpronounceable medical definitions so we are can act willfully ignorant about a big problem that will eventually blow up in our faces. This term was lobbied to be abandoned by the candy industries, in the late 60s because they were becoming really big and powerful, and wanted lots of kids to buy their shit.

Guy 1: Yo don't eat too many candies, you will get Sugar Diabetes.
Guy 2: Ah you are over reacting too much.

by ReturningTheTruthToTheWorld March 10, 2016