DFW

Dumb Fonzie Wanna-be

Look at that dumb Fonzie Wanna-be pounding on the jukebox over there. I suppose tomorrow he'll be jumping a shark.

by Bobby June 20, 2003

DFW

Dumb Fuck Waiver
Permission to act like an idiot/do something dumb without thinking about it.

"Normally, there is a restriction on such behavior but in you case I'm going to issue you a DFW so you go ahead and invade Iraq"

by neena September 3, 2007

DFW

DFW- Da Fuh Woman: a reaction of someone when a woman goes crazy or surprises you.

His wife started screaming and he was like, “DFW?!”

by The4queens and Matt May 28, 2018

DFW

Dumb Fucking Weirdo

Perfect for commenting online without the rage filled idiot you're talking to losing it while you discuss their conspiracy theories, etc.

Comment :"Hey did you hear about the FOURTH Hunter laptop that has more child porn and incriminating evidence on it? It was dropped AT RUDYS HOUSE WHAT WOW"
"Dude that's so crazy wow I can't believe Joe is so corrupt! DFW"

by ProfoundDesperado November 2, 2020

DFW

David Foster Wallace, writer of the novel Infinite Jest, books of stories Oblivion, Girl with Curious Hair, Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, and some non-fiction books like A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again.

DFW fan: I can't believe this, DFW is being taken down by cancel culture and stuff!
George Bernard Shaw fan: Not only him! Soon we'll be selling this stuff on the black market!
DFW fan (pulls samizdat from black briefcase): Wanna buy some DFW?

by freeedd April 19, 2022

dfw

Dumb fucking whore

Omg Kelceys already pregnant in high school, what a dfw.

by aggresivebully69 June 22, 2022

DFW

Dat face when. Used in 4chan green text posts.

>>Hooks up with ex
>>She farts
>>DFW

by rick_marole July 23, 2022