Dilfer-ized

1. Restricting a quarterback from throwing the ball and instead allowing him to hand off the ball to the running back and rely on the defense to win football games.

2. Treating your QB like the turnover prone bitch he is and letting your RB and OL do all the work.

2000 Baltimore Ravens started Trent Dilfer over Tony Banks after two consecutive losses. The Dilfer-ized Raven's offense would gain 1,364 yards rushing from Jamal Lewis. Trent Dilfer finished the year with 1,502 yards passing in 8 starts.

2009 Cincinnati Bengals Dilfer-ized their quarterback, Carson Palmer. Palmer finished the year with 3,094 yards passing while Cedric Benson gained 1,251 yards rushing

Woody Hayes basic coaching philosophy "three yards and a cloud of dust" - aka Dilfer-ized Philosophy

by Chad Stones January 7, 2010

honorary DILF

A hot man over the age of 30 who could be a DILF (dad I'd like to fuck) but has no kids.

Chris Evans is an honorary dilf.

by gatekeepsebastainstan August 24, 2021

DSILF

Down Syndrome I'd Like To Fuck

ROFL ROFL LOLOLOL OMG NIGGER

Person 1: LOL OMG a black down syndrome
person 2: Thats a DSILF lolololololol


nagger

by NAGGA KID March 30, 2009

Dilfert

An extreme or hardcore nerd

Hey Ruben theirs a dilfert over there

by devin von patel December 31, 2008

DMILF

A Dark Magician I'd Like to F**k.

A term used in LittleKuriboh's Yugioh Abridged Episode 49 when Crump referred to the Dark Magician Girl as a DMILF.

Téa: I summon the Dark Magician Girl!
Crump: Now that's what I call a DMILF.
Téa: DMILF?
Crump: A dark magician I'd like to fu-.
Téa: Eww, gross. What is wrong with you?

by lastray September 19, 2010

Dilfus

Idiot, moron, Mr Stonefield; or the tip of the penis.

What a dilfus!

by Doug Foster March 3, 2004

DILF Diet

A diet / work-out plan followed by a new dad, who wants to achieve or regain DILF-status

Tim knew that the summer was fast approaching, so he went on a DILF Diet to make sure he'd get as much attention as his kids when he took his shirt off at the beach

by Hartless December 28, 2009