Dfact

Dfact - origonates from north east England. Comes from the phrase "Dad Fact". A "Dad Fact" or Dfact is a fact used to make a point or allow someone to appear to intelligently contribute to a conversation which is entirely made up and the source of the information being used is no-less than the users own imagination.

It includes - Made up facts, statistics, lies, exagerations

Person A: "You can't buy a laser pointer for your cat, it's been proven to drive them insane"

Person B: "That is such a dfact!"

by Dr Satan April 22, 2009

dubac

Tupac's twin brother. Seperated at birth.

Tupac and Dubac went fishing

by bdawg December 10, 2003

dubacow

When near Mr.cow and he fucks your eye sockets.

You got dubacow.

by John_doe42069 December 21, 2022

Dirty Dobach

The act of a 40ish year old man being forced to eat white dog shit by a group of pre-pubescent teens.

The kids gave Dale a Dirty Dobach.

by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

dubacle

noun. The situation arising at Dubai International Airport when some unplanned flight rescheduling is required

One can only describe the chaos at Dubais on Monday 12th October as a total Dubacle

by Orson Carte March 14, 2007

debaculous

Of or relating to a debacle.

Nothing went right; it was debaculous!

by Phil Kerpen January 13, 2004

Waffle Debacle

1. The art of pooping on your partner's face through a teinnis racket, therefore leaving an attractive waffle pattern on their face.

2. The fact that Eggo ran out of waffles resulting in unhappy children all ove the world.

3. A frozen waffle that is just slightly too large to fit in the standard toaster.

Last night I found that we were out of saran wrap so I gave Jamie a waffle debacle instead!

by macnatty24 January 15, 2011