Devil's dick

What you call your dick after you fuck a girl while she's on her period, and your dick gets caked in blood.

"Yo, I got a devil's dick yesterday after fucking Stephanie."

-"Ewww, I can't believe you fucked yo gurl while she was on her period."

by Orpheus1 November 2, 2012

kissing the devil’s dick

When you dip your cigarette butt in some Cocaine.

“Bro let me get a cigarette I’m about to dip it in this coke. Yeah no problem bro kissing the devil’s dick is my shit!!

by Yunggun88 May 12, 2018

devil's dick

A contemptible, crude, horrible person

After all I've done for you, I don't deserve to be treated like the devil's dick!

by Plasmaguy October 2, 2015

devil dickery

The spell binding affect of loyal cult followers by The Absolute Pulverization of the abdominal area and esophagus. Typically associated with closely by the legendary Devil Dick himself should not be taken lightly due to the lasting affect of Devil Dick zombies. Can become out of control quickly for the novice Devil Dick holder.

Bro: Dude did you hear what happened to Karl?
Other Bro: no bro what's up?
Bro: Dude he had to leave town, he committed devil dickery.!
Other Bro: oh no bro so his girl, wife and side side side side side chicks are hungry for never quenchable cursed devil dick.? Shame it was a nice college though

by Bearded VooDoo May 8, 2018

Devils Dick

When a condom full of semen from multiple gay men is frozen and then inserted into the rectum to defrost.

Rich removed the devils dick from the freezer and slid it up his ass.
"It's like all the pleasure of getting gang fucked without all the hard work" said Rich.

by Z11 June 28, 2011

redder than the devils dick

Redder than the devils dick refers to the ultimate form of being stoned. To where your eyes turn so red the devil gets jealous of the shade of red on your eyes

Yo I bro are you stoned?
How'd ya tell?
Your eyes are redder than the devils dick!

by ku klux klown leader June 22, 2020

devils dick

the end of a crack pipe that you puff the smoke out of.

puffin on the devils dick again? sucking it up good man.

by Ax2damfnfield May 18, 2010