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i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

I love you more then I love myself but you don’t give me the same energy back
Me to crush:i.l.y.m.t.I.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b
by Kaydee Bravo October 8, 2020
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A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B.

Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.
I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!
by Billy January 20, 2005
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b m d

hey do you like b m d hell yah
by dumbfucker321123 June 1, 2018
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B.M.D

Ballastic Missle Defense.
1. Never wait for the others to ask her out first.
2. Underwater Missle Delivery System that can nuke the world 40 times over if the US is ever attacked by nukes.
3. Tripping a fellow suiter for a babe so you can get to her first.
1. dude, either get some b.m.d. or move over.
2. SSBN Nuke Subs, B.M.D. machines for messing with the US
by technofix April 9, 2006
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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M.B.D.

Meet a girl, Beat(fuck) a girl, Delete the girl (memory, phone, email).

When you meet* an 'innocent' young lady and make her feel good, she go home with you and you beat* it up and the next day (or later that night) you have *no idea* who she is.
Hey I'm at Miami's nothing but girls everywhere... Somebody gonna get M.B.D. tonight... M.B.D. for life.
by System1024 February 19, 2012
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Black Dick Madness [B.D.M.]

Its when some girl (or guy if your gay) are feinding for the black cock. Usually White girls are diagnosed with this illness.
That bitch has a bad case of Black Dick Madness B.D.M.
by Big _Mike_ August 11, 2006
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