the doitch 

the space between the wall and the bed

Mimi fell in the doitch and was stuck for 30 minutes. it's emotionally scarring

the doitch by kmoney December 20, 2015

Dotche 

A dotche is a person or thing that is so retarded or ugly that you cant help but to laugh when you look at them/it, but deep down inside u feel sorry for them but you continue to laugh because its that hilarious!

Dotche can be used to describe anything thats stupid, lame, or just un-cool.

Ryan: hey man did u see David at school today?

Kellan: no dude what happened?

Ryan: he just looked like a straight homo!

Kellan: hahaha what dotche!

Dotche by Mountain Drizzy July 8, 2010

doichman 

a grumpy, sometimes horny, old man in his 60s-70s

Lino's dad is such a doichman

doichman by AkA Rodrigo Sanchez November 26, 2010

doitch 

dutch with an moron accent

hes doitch

doitch by brittany December 28, 2003

dotch

1. a penis that is longer than it is wide.
2.so thin it can be ejaculated with a straw.
3. opposite of a chode

dang man he has a dotch, nasty

dotch by Platinum Chode April 11, 2005

doitch 

its a word that replaces the ever so hard to say expression:"help i have a cock in my mouth and i cant talk"

mmmmhmhmmmmhmmm DOITCH mhmhmhmhmhmmhmh

doitch by Anonymous April 1, 2003

doichlander 

a small disgruntled mammal that lives in the janitors closet of public schools, and often smells of reiffer

That doichlander stole my ham sandwich

doichlander by Patrick Kelley December 15, 2004