Miley Cyrus

The latest cardboard cut-out from the disney channel line. Loved by all repressed eleven-year-olds, even though she sounds like she is singing from a tin can. Also known as Hannah Montana. Her songs are basically canned bubblegum, but, for some absurd reason, she is totally popular with the tweens. We are counting the days until she goes off and ruins herself, just like all disney channel stars do eventually.

Miley Cyrus(to crowd): hey, y'all!
Crowd: we love you, Hannah, just like we loved Hilary and Lindsay before they went off and got drug problems!

by Beckie <33 January 11, 2009

Crussy

A crust that is so crunchy and perfect that any, and all, desires for another food to be eaten that day are null and void.

This chicken is so crussy, it's perfect.

by **** ***** ****** August 10, 2021

Crussmus

Redneck for Christmas - how many U's do there have to be in this word? Often used with "Murry' preceding.

Don't y'all worry none, I'll be back in time for Crussmus. Y'all have a Murry Crussmus.

by KImCobain February 27, 2015

Miley Cyrus Syndrome

Miley Cyrus Syndrome, or MCS for short, is an affliction whereby males mistakenly believe that a female is attractive based on her accomplishments or social status, despite her hideous appearance.

For the female version of MCS, see Michael Phelps Syndrome.

Geoff: Wow, Jenna Fischer is so hot.
Brad: No, you just think she's hot because she's on The Office.
Geoff: But she's so cute.
Brad: Are you kidding? She's not really even tappable. You've clearly got Miley Cyrus Syndrome.
Geoff: Whatever. What time is Grey's on tomorrow?

by BBC_Entertainment March 13, 2009

Trace Cyrus

A type of horse that sweats grease, has tattoos designed by a five year old, and wears tight pants that belong to his girlfriend.

"NEIGH"
Person1: did you hear that?
Person2: what?
Person1: oh nothing, it must've been trace cyrus.

by neighhneighh June 20, 2009

Cyrus

Founder of the Achaemanid Empire of Persia.

Cyrus is an important historical figure

by BS July 13, 2004

Cyrus

A tall, hot slightly-moderately brown guy who traces his roots back to Persia but is always mistaken as Arab, Indian or Latino. At a first glance, he comes across as a shy and reserved however, once one starts talking to him he won't shut up. Interestingly, he instantaneously attracts chics however, given his shy nature and high standards he never approaches women. He is athletic, smart and humorous and is incredibly loyal (too loyal) to those close to him.

There's Cyrus, sitting in the corner of the club on his phone, miraculously attracting chics by his mere presence.

Chic #1: Who's that Arab guy in the corner he's hot...
Chic #2: Omg! That't one hot Indian guy
Chic #3: Did you see that hot Mexican guy? I'm dancing with him first!

by Anonymousrandomguy March 15, 2016