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cyrus

To thrust a turnip, a rutabaga, and a butternut squash up the anus one after the other in a hasty fashion.
"Please, don't Cyrus me!" begged Crystal as her abusive lover towered over her, a rutabaga in his hand...
by kingofpoker61 March 21, 2012
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Cyrus

Yo man Cyrus is so cute
by Nick-is-dumb June 5, 2019
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Cyrus

Wow look at Cyrus
by Spatz goat March 13, 2020
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cyrus it

To mark an item as irrelevant and move on.

Named after a certain doc reviewer known more for his chesticles than his doc review prowess.
Reviewer A: Hey, this is an amazing document. How should I code it?

Team Lead: It's not that important. Just cyrus it.
by smarterbrother May 11, 2011
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Cyrus

Cyrus is the meaing of being a 1. Dick or 2. Dumbass usually people named cyrus are both
by Yaboi skinny pynes May 2, 2018
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Cyrus is just better looking at that’s a fact
by anonymous May 1, 2022
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This is probably one of the coolest name anyone can have, if you ever met a Cyrus, he’s probably the most out going & funniest person you could meet. Try not to fall in love ladies, because he knows he’s a good looking fella. Very smooth with his words. He most definitely know how to throw it down in bed. He will clap ya shit to death. He’s also hopelessly romantic. Dude will make you feel like a queen & a pornstar all at once
Her: who’s that fine looking chocolate men on the dance floor?

Her best friend : oh that’s Cyrus! He’s fine huh?
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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