term used by educators to describe a psychologist,social worker,or any person with a box of kleenex who arrives at the school in the aftermath of an unfortunate event.
When a freak bunsen burner accident singed the moustaches of a male and two female students, the high school called in a grief counselor.
by sheila in the car January 31, 2010
Get the grief counselor mug.The theory that, no matter where you are, if you shout out "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!" someone, somewhere will repond with "Duh duh duh duh...duh duh dut dut duh" I.e. The sound of the music which immediately follows the lyric.
John: Hey Mark, wanna try out the final countdown theory?
Mark: But we're in an old people's home!
John: So what, it'll still work!
Mark: Alright fine then, "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!"
Voice in the distance: Duh duh duh duh...duh duh dut dut duh
John: HOLY SHIT OLD MAN, YOU ARE JUST THE COOLEST.
Mark: But we're in an old people's home!
John: So what, it'll still work!
Mark: Alright fine then, "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!"
Voice in the distance: Duh duh duh duh...duh duh dut dut duh
John: HOLY SHIT OLD MAN, YOU ARE JUST THE COOLEST.
by greenie29892 April 10, 2010
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Cwoun • counter strike • count • counter-culture • Council • count chocula • countdown • Count Fagula • Count Olaf • countach
by Kenar9 February 17, 2022
Get the counterballs mug.Having the disease of Count Chocula. You eat Count Chocula so much that you turn into Count Chocula himself. Made up by Jim Halpert.
(Origin- the Office Us Tv series, episode, Health Care )
(Origin- the Office Us Tv series, episode, Health Care )
Dwight: Count choculitis...
Jim: Sounds tough.
Dwight: Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?
Jim: Sounds tough.
Dwight: Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?
by Toby Flenderson is a beast February 27, 2009
Get the Count Choculitis mug.A bunch of goody two shoe arseholes who believe it's a better choice to watch after other children when instead, they should be watching their own.
They're globally known as "attention whores" and "giant cry babies"
They also believe in the fact that the world will be balanced, if there were only G - Rated shows on TV. If that was the case, teenagers would ultimately die from boredness.
The point is, PTC is nothing but a bunch of selfish adults, who believe that Television will kill the minds of ANYONE. If they read this, they would waste their valuable time tracking my ass down, and direct me to the Police because I was "cyber bullying".
This is nothing but the truth.
They're globally known as "attention whores" and "giant cry babies"
They also believe in the fact that the world will be balanced, if there were only G - Rated shows on TV. If that was the case, teenagers would ultimately die from boredness.
The point is, PTC is nothing but a bunch of selfish adults, who believe that Television will kill the minds of ANYONE. If they read this, they would waste their valuable time tracking my ass down, and direct me to the Police because I was "cyber bullying".
This is nothing but the truth.
"Two Lesbians Kiss"
- Parent Television Council:
OmG!! ChIlD PoWrnNN!!!!
We ShOulD rEpoRt It TwO thA PoLicE!!
/start of controversy
- Parent Television Council:
OmG!! ChIlD PoWrnNN!!!!
We ShOulD rEpoRt It TwO thA PoLicE!!
/start of controversy
by Alias @*(&&#*(#&@(*&# January 27, 2011
Get the Parent Television Council mug.1. A very cheap haircut that's been done at the local barber's, instead of an expensive stylist.
2. Can be used to describe a haircut that looks poorly done, or is very short, as somebody on a council estate may stereotypically have.
2. Can be used to describe a haircut that looks poorly done, or is very short, as somebody on a council estate may stereotypically have.
"I hear you went to Toni & Guy to pay too much for your haircut"
"At least it's not a council cut, like yours!"
"At least it's not a council cut, like yours!"
by DSelby March 6, 2007
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“Royal Council has some of the most wonderful people”
“I love Royal Council”
“Royal Council is cudgy and stans Lemington Leith”
“Royal Council has some of the most wonderful people”
“I love Royal Council”
“Royal Council is cudgy and stans Lemington Leith”
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