turtle curtle

the act of punching babies in the face

I was boinkin Pablo when i saw a picture of young Andrew, and then i felt the urge to give him a turtle curtle.

by Nibcats May 30, 2006

Cuntley

Cuntley is a an uptight cunt that brags about working at a library. She thinks that she is the best singer in the choir, but everyone always laughs at her when she tries out for a solo. She loves to wear hideous skirts that don't match her shirts, and half of the time she looks like a man. Her hobbies include reading, eating, putting away books, and hating on Miley Cyrus. She goes on and on about how Miley has no talent, when the truth is that even though Miley sucks she has a billion times more talent than Cuntley. Oh and also she has her keys attatched at her hip and there is a little bottle of hand sanitizer connected to it.

Gaga: Oh my gosh Cuntley, put the books down! You read enough!

Cuntley: Shut up Gaga! I am better than you at everything, and I am the coolest person alive because I work at the library.

Gaga: Oh yes Cuntley, I am definitely jealous. You are the coolest person alive, and I wish I was more manly like you.

by Gaga Fan June 3, 2010

turtle curtle

1.) the act of punching babies in the face

I was boinking Marge last night and then i was overwhelmed with the feeling of giving some babies a turtle curtle.

by Strany May 15, 2006

Curley Horseshoe

The act of shoving your leg ankle deep in a hairy Vagina. If successful , your leg will appear to have been truncated at the foot, and will be surrounded by a thick pubic ring.

I gave you mom the gnarleyest curley horseshoe

by Krusty Rusty August 15, 2007

curtlyn

Curtlyn is a very beautiful woman. Curtlyn’s are the best kissers. They are great friends and you can’t find anyone like them. Curtlyn’s are funny, intelligent, amazing, and beautiful women.

Curtlyn is a type of woman that can’t be replicated.

by Harleen Quinzel 😍😍 May 19, 2018

Curley Fag

Word: Curley Fag
Plural: Curley Fag's
A Curley Fag is the general term for anyone who is or has attended Curley high in homicide city.

look at all these Curley fag's.

by Curley memes class 2022 August 31, 2019

Curley

Someone who eats charcuterie boards and works for school admissions and makes me feel special and a puck bunny and failed out of college hockey

I felt like such a Curley last night

by Betty Crockkker March 17, 2021