curtains match the carpet

when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.

Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.

by OnE LoVe September 1, 2003

curtains for you

I'm going to knock you out; finish you; beat you up; slang term taken from the theatre term "curtain call"; end of show.

Just wait, it's going to be curtains for you!

by Leahzlatest April 18, 2018

curtains on the nines

Curtains - Vag, Puss lips = awesome
On the nines - Stoner lingo regarding the best weed
So its pretty much the best of the best.
Introduced on the Bubba The Love Sponge Show 08/22/08

Man that bitch has the curtains on the nines pussy!

by Rallyeo October 16, 2008

curtains in the closet

An sexual act inspired by the infamous "dog in the bathtub" maneuver. This act involves a woman placing her long, saggy labia (curtains) into her male companion's anus (closet).

John: Gee Sally, I can't think of anything fun to do tonight... Wanna go see a movie?

Sally: Wait, how about we just stay in tonight? We could put the curtains in the closet!

by AdamBomb1349 May 10, 2010

Curtains pulled

if you know you know

Omg curtains pulled

by rod pole June 3, 2025

Princess curtains

Curtains that are split in the middle & held to the side with decorative tassels or something similar. The left side looks like the letter K.

I Love my Princess curtains so much! I even made the shower curtain into Princess curtains!

by Starchylde May 28, 2016

prosciutto curtains

Piss flaps or labia majora that resemble a dry-cured ham that is usually thinly sliced and served uncooked.

That chick I hooked up with had really sexy prosciutto curtains that hung down like soft fleshy saddle bags and made me hungry for antipasto.

by sbp1029 November 5, 2013