Curt

Curting is the act of cumming and farting simultaneously. Can be used as Curt/Curted/Curting also can be spelled Kurt/Kurted/Kurting.

Dude, I totally Curted last night when she was blowing me.

by Kurt's best friend November 19, 2010

Herp Curt

A Herpie Curtain. A Herp curt is a tombstone like mustache utilized to cover up a herpie outbreak.

a. Do you see that guys herp curt???

b. Yeah, he think he's fooling us with that ridiculous herpie curtain!!!!

by Casey Jo Banyas February 19, 2009

Curt Geer

A professional off road driver with many wins under his belt. He races in the limited buggie/ 1600 class with the teams Green Army Motorsports and Geer Racing in the Lucas Oil Off Road Racing Series.

#1 "Did you see the race yesterday?"
#2 "Yes! Curt Geer won by a landslide!!!"

by race expert December 15, 2011

Curt Schilling

Giving someone a bloody pink sock

I heard Jim was so rough on Amy that he gave her a Curt Schilling

by bigdog23 April 15, 2009

Curt Schilling

Pussy
Suffering from ADD

Curt Schilling licks butt cracks.

by Anonymous February 18, 2005

Curt

A curt is a unit of measurement equal to 135 pounds. This is a small unit in the weightlifting community. This is the equivalent to a barbell and a 45 on either side. Typically a very very light warm up for most lifters. Can be used to describe bigger weights such as two or three curts.

Look at that little bitch barely benching a curt.

Holy shit did you see that guy over there I think hes benching three curts. Thats fucking huge!

by cold carlos April 5, 2010

dirty curt

Getting double fucked by two Mexican Mariachi band members on the back of their work truck.

I was at this family party and I ended up getting Dirty Curt.

by Gatinha69 July 13, 2020