a meterosexual male,(100% british beef) who wears shirts that resemble grandmothers curtains. Only to be made unimaginably worse by making these curtains florescent colours!...(such shirts can be obtained in all local homeware shops!) The result being that he is visible to all man,so much so, that the lebanons can see him from beirut and think its a sign from god!
Said man, thinks this is such a good look that it gives him the unbelievable power to pull every bit of skirt that may cross his path!
Said man, suffers from dillusions. We have come to the conclusion that the glare, from his grandmothers hideous curtains, (which he insists on wearing a> because for some bizarre reason unbeknown to anyone, he actually thinks he looks cool, and b> because its Hugo Boss dont ya know!! And dont for one second let the thought that it might be some of topshops cheap shit cross your mind for a second!) has had a profound affect on what very little brain matter he may have had in the first place. And lets face it, there cant have been that much to start with, if he actually thought it was a good idea to even consider wearing the thing in the first place! A curt, a rare and utterly unbelievable, and inexplicable race of bad taste people. (also known as Southern, shandy drinking, fairy bastrads!)
Said man, thinks this is such a good look that it gives him the unbelievable power to pull every bit of skirt that may cross his path!
Said man, suffers from dillusions. We have come to the conclusion that the glare, from his grandmothers hideous curtains, (which he insists on wearing a> because for some bizarre reason unbeknown to anyone, he actually thinks he looks cool, and b> because its Hugo Boss dont ya know!! And dont for one second let the thought that it might be some of topshops cheap shit cross your mind for a second!) has had a profound affect on what very little brain matter he may have had in the first place. And lets face it, there cant have been that much to start with, if he actually thought it was a good idea to even consider wearing the thing in the first place! A curt, a rare and utterly unbelievable, and inexplicable race of bad taste people. (also known as Southern, shandy drinking, fairy bastrads!)
A curt, the guy who thinks its cool to walk round barcelona wearing a pair of his grandma's old curtains.
by That absolutely spot on northern person! August 7, 2006
A Gurl Who is approximately a 6.5 out of 10 on the basic white girl scale, but a solid 10/10 when it comes to looks. She likes Starbucks and hates uggs. Gummy lifesavers are her shit and likes chocolate, but not white chocolate to keep it diverse. She also wins at bowling 50% of the time. She also tends to HATE PEOPLE NAMED JEN!!!!!!!!!! Even the thought of the name causes extreme anger.
That person reminds me of Curt Curt
by BiracialBoi January 17, 2018
by curtfulfrenchy October 13, 2017
When said correctly, it should sound like this:
"Oh gurh, you saw that boy? He was looking curte"
OR
"mhm..You know you be curte"
"Oh gurh, you saw that boy? He was looking curte"
OR
"mhm..You know you be curte"
by Stickygumdrop August 29, 2008
Curt is awesome! The best guy you will ever meet! Always ready to help! Fix anything, repair anything, has tools, will travel. A true giver in every sense of the word. Easy to be around. Makes you feel comfortable from the very first moment. Always the life of the party.... Curt is someone you want to have around all the time! Curt is a real cutie!
Curt is awesome
by CasaBinOC March 20, 2010
Friend 1: Has anyone seen Selvarajah lately? She said she'd be here 4 hours ago!
Friend 2: Stuck in traffic, I'm afraid.
Friend 1: What a Curt. I should've known not to trust her when she said she'd be on time.
Friend 2: Stuck in traffic, I'm afraid.
Friend 1: What a Curt. I should've known not to trust her when she said she'd be on time.
by Qin Lin 1 October 21, 2015
by Kevparty January 11, 2010