metro-curmudgeon

a stylish person with a strong opinion who is not afraid to voice that opinion with rapier like wit and slashing speed.

Dr. Gregory House is a metro-curmudgeon.

by ohsobeau August 5, 2010

cough medicine curmudgeon

n. a person who does a lot of robotripping...thus becoming the Queen/King of tussin. Popularized by an MC Chris song "The Tussin".

my coat I button, keep it down like a dungeon.
you could call me the cough medicine curmudgeon

by Shishkeberry October 23, 2006

curmudgeon

An old, grumpy man

Karen’s husband is an old and really grumpy curmudgeon.

by bluestinger66 November 28, 2022

Clover Curmudgeon

Individuals, much like the stereotypical grump, harbor a distinctive dislike for leprechauns and all the myths that come with them.

Don't be such a Clover Curmudgeon Karen!

by DannyDougDavid April 28, 2025

Curmudgeon

A really fucking old fuck

Look at that decrepit curmudgeon over there. Fuck that guy.

by ballfartsex March 6, 2025

Contankerous-Curmudgeon

Miserable, grumpy old cranky and entitled (male)

Mark is a contankerous-curmudgeon

He is a contankerous-curmudgeon

Man, that guy beside me is a contankerous-curmudgeon

by Contankerous-Curmudgeon December 9, 2025

Prophesied Curmudgeon

When in Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, The Ghost of Christmas Future, reveals Ebenezer Scrooge, will die forgotten, if he doesn’t reform.

In the Prophesied Curmudgeon, Scrooge finally sees the error of his ways, changes his life, and adopts Tiny Tim. Merry Christmas!

by I'mcrazy March 28, 2023