Verbal Curfew

When one is unable to talk in ones own house past a certain time (on the phone or otherwise) due to the fact that their parents or guardians are vicious tyrants. Penalties for breaking a verbal curfew include ripping out the tounge, a guilt trip, cutting off the left testicle, and other various punishments.

Friend 1: Hey dude, call me when you get home at around 11 PM.

Friend 2: No way, I have a verbal curfew. My parents will cut off my left testicle if I call you tonight.

by DaJaggMan November 4, 2007

off the cuff

spontaneous; done without any planning or rehearsing

the actors on the show "whose line is it anyway" are known for their ability to do comedy sketches off the cuff.

by hipster March 25, 2004

Cuff

Cuff is the slang term for being tied down into a relationship & telling the whole word that he or she is yours.

Brett: Dude remember Kylie Smith
Owen: Hell yeah she's so hot
Brett: I know right ,but too bad Ryan

Already cuffed her.

by IcecReamCHika August 17, 2014

Cuffing Season

During the Fall and Winter months people who would normally rather be single or promiscuous find themselves along with the rest of the world desiring to be "Cuffed" or tied down by a serious relationship. The cold weather and prolonged indoor activity causes singles to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed.

Brittany: Why is everyone trying to holla this week like outta no where?

Tiara: You know cuffing season is in full effect right?

Brittany: Oh yeah you right. I know I wont be sleeping alone this weekend.

by Pmack0711 September 28, 2011

Cruffnanny

A woman's vagina that has not been cleaned for several days or even weeks. This creates a pungent odor that repels men and other life forms from its genital areas. The odor wreaks of fish/and or/ moldy cheese.

"I walked out onto the fratio and it wreaked of Dorothys cruffnanny"

by sneakywilly123 October 19, 2018

Cuuffing

The action of stuffing a Thanksgiving turkey with cum.

John: Dude, I cuuffed that turkey hard, you could say instead of stuffing, I used cuuffing.
Garfunkle: Jombathan, I worry for your mental sanity.

by Beefaroni_Salesman November 25, 2022

Fat cuffs

Almost like cankles, but more like shirt sleeves. When someone is so large that their fat folds over and looks like the cuffs of a sleeved shirt.

Look at those fat cuffs. Sick!

by Kasandra68 February 24, 2008