by Cazador301 May 22, 2015
Get the Ass Contractions mug.Any device or technology that is too complicated to successfully operate. A modern version of a Rube Goldberg device.
by Wayne Jones September 12, 2005
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The short bursts of pain one experiences when they need to take a dump or 'crap'. Similar in length and style to contraptions that a women will experience during labour before birth.
Wife: 'Arghh these contraptions are killing me'
Husband: 'I had Indian food yesterday and the toilet's blocked. My concraptions are way worse'
Husband: 'I had Indian food yesterday and the toilet's blocked. My concraptions are way worse'
by Mrcrapper November 2, 2010
Get the Concraptions mug.A device which connects your penis to your ass. The prime adjective of this device is to allow a stream of your own urine to flow directly into your own anus. The feeling is both pleasurable and sensational.
by Ian and Shawn July 28, 2006
Get the The Contraption mug.Use an ass contraption to wipe your ass is when you use a hedgehog touch surface to wipe that raggity shit stains from your ass
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Get the ass contraption mug.LootboxTV’s way of describing how centered a pokémon card is.
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“You know you can do that yourself? oh you can? “
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by cb7apache January 22, 2021
Get the centration mug.When a middle aged mom of three gets a wicked bad headache and needs some "me time" so she can get her body/mind/soul straightened out so she can get back to Zumba-ing.
Lisa went to the ER and after a battery of tests was unfortunately diagnosis with severe case of a contraction of the mind. The doctor prescribed her 2 Tylenol and ensured she'd be getting her groove back before she knew it...
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