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Ass Contractions

When someone has severe gas or shit pains thay they feel like they are in labor.
Oh man, I can barely walk to the bathroom! These ass contractions are killing me!
by Cazador301 May 22, 2015
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multi-contraptional

Any device or technology that is too complicated to successfully operate. A modern version of a Rube Goldberg device.
That widget is so multi-contraptional, it'll never work.
by Wayne Jones September 12, 2005
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Concraptions

The short bursts of pain one experiences when they need to take a dump or 'crap'. Similar in length and style to contraptions that a women will experience during labour before birth.
Wife: 'Arghh these contraptions are killing me'

Husband: 'I had Indian food yesterday and the toilet's blocked. My concraptions are way worse'
by Mrcrapper November 2, 2010
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The Contraption

A device which connects your penis to your ass. The prime adjective of this device is to allow a stream of your own urine to flow directly into your own anus. The feeling is both pleasurable and sensational.
Yo DC, quit hogging the contraption. I wanna pee in my own ass too!
by Ian and Shawn July 28, 2006
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ass contraption

Use an ass contraption to wipe your ass is when you use a hedgehog touch surface to wipe that raggity shit stains from your ass
by Hintonater November 22, 2017
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centration

LootboxTV’s way of describing how centered a pokémon card is.
“centration looks perfect! Uh Urban Dictionary, please nominate centration for uhhhhh”

You know you can do that yourself? oh you can? “
by cb7apache January 22, 2021
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Contraction of the mind

When a middle aged mom of three gets a wicked bad headache and needs some "me time" so she can get her body/mind/soul straightened out so she can get back to Zumba-ing.
Lisa went to the ER and after a battery of tests was unfortunately diagnosis with severe case of a contraction of the mind. The doctor prescribed her 2 Tylenol and ensured she'd be getting her groove back before she knew it...
by Dr . Rob Parkway Party March 19, 2023
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