cuntchies

An overweening and uncontrollable urge to eat pussy; nostalgia for That Old Fish Smell. Compare cunt cheese.

I was watching Diane Sawyer and came down with a bad case of the cuntchies.

by octopod November 25, 2003

crunchies

in foot massage and/or reflexology... slang term for lumps, bumps etc. the therapist usually finds in a client's feet... usually calcium and mineral deposits.

Wow, I was working with Carlisle's feet the other day and he had mega crunchies! He really needs regular massages!

by pegva June 3, 2007

CrunchiesJL

an artist in the datarxz discord server that for some reason justdia is in love with

justdia: zt!lick @CrunchiesJL

by justdia October 29, 2020

Coochie Crunchies

The crunchy stuff that forms in panties after a woman discharges in them and it dries up

Wendy I was doing your laundry and I noticed you had some Coochie Crunchies in your panties

by SavAvv January 9, 2022

crunchies

those little gooey crunchy things found at the bottom of some italian ices, usually the sweetest part of the italian ice

When i was little i would flip my italian ice over so i could eat the crunchies first

by EmRo May 22, 2006

Crunchies

Crack induced munchies

I just shot up and now i have the Crunchies real bad

by kylebar7 September 30, 2010

Crunchies

The main stalk in a lettuce leaf that provides a crunchy texture and ruins a good salad

This salad was mostly crunchies which made it basically inedible

by Mbwata December 26, 2017