Cumtact

When you cum in a girls eyes so a film of cum resembling a contact is left on her eyeball

Girl 1: did he cum in your eyes?
Girl 2: yeah, I couldn't see for a couple hours because the cumtact was too thick

by Ass butt May 2, 2013

cummach ache

When your stomach hurts or aches after you swallow cum.

Me: "I have such a bad cummach ache"
Boyfriend: "Well you did swallow my cum"

by eekabooka November 17, 2018

Cumache

When a man shoves his dick into somebody's belly button, by stretching it or having a small enough dick to fit in.

Callum: Yo, I stuck my dick in this girl.
Drake: You gave her a cumache?
Callum: If that's what it's called, sure.

by rckyx June 26, 2021

Cumstache

When you bust a nut in someone’s face and they wipe it off and the little bit of cum left over is on their mustache

Billy was giving me head and I gave him a cumstache

by FreeChoppaboy January 16, 2022

Cumtack

Pulling out your penis for a moment, watching a 1 second moan video, putting a tack on her vagina, and cumming on the tack while fucking her.

By the way Charlie, what was that white tack i stepped on?

Oh, that was a cumtack. Spilled all over the room.

by SexualAnonymous September 20, 2022

Cummache

A cum moustache.

Wiping cum ontop of a girls upper lip.

Damn I wish my girlfriend had a cummache like yours.

My girlfriends cummache is bigger than your dad's moustache

by Caitanator January 6, 2024