cuestopeel thavr

a hispanic, graceful, flamingo-like undetermined species. Classic cuestopeel thavr accessories would include elmo slippers, 4 hats, unicorn scarf, and an American flag. Loves America, the only country available. Hates the color blue, yet his hair color is just that.

MY FRIEND IS SUCH A CUESTOPEEL THAVR

by cuestopeelsbiggestfan November 20, 2020

Cumstipated

When you’re backed up with sperm and you can’t expel your load.

“Why’s Donny so upset?

“He’s been cumstipated for weeks”

“There’s traffic on juice highway”

by Dr. Catburger January 11, 2021

cumstupid

A person that can't think straight because only thing they think about is cum.

She walked right into the wall again, she must be cumstupid.

by Boballoverdeeznuts September 19, 2021

Cumstipation

When a nigga named Aiden nuts so hard in your asshole and the semen fucks ur guts up

My teacher caused me to have cumstipation last night

by DoodledickLoki January 25, 2022

cumstipated

when you have the struggle to cum. so when you try to cum it hurts so bad that you can’t. so when you can’t cum in that case you are cumstipated

person 1- dude i literally can’t cum

person 2- bro it sounds like your cumstipated

person 1- what’s cumstipated?
person 2- when you struggle to cum duh

by mrclean_69 February 9, 2022

Cumstomping

The act of stomping on cum so that it goes through the drain

"Hey, do you know how to get rid of shower jellies?"
"Hell yeah, I learnt the best cumstomping technique while I was in the Navy, I'll teach you!"

by theNavy'sAsGayAsUrMom March 8, 2022

Cumstipated

Adj. that describes the ache that comes from blue balls.

God she could've at least finished me off, now I'm just cumstipated.

by mewmewmew666666 March 26, 2022