cumstick

Derogatory name for a mozzarella stick

those are some nasty cumsticks.

by Hogrim August 21, 2004

Cumsock

A sock in which one Ejaculates in multiple times making it drier than your mom's pussy. It is the easiest way to get somebody pregnant.

I got my girlfriend pregnant today by shoving my Cumsock up her pussy.

by Draco_ January 26, 2021

Comstock

one who associates with another's dog

that girl was rolling around in the mud with my dog! What a comstock!

by Professor Goggleye-Aklibok, PhD November 7, 2005

Cumsock-do

When a mans cum sock becomes crusty enough to have a condom put on it and be inserted into the vagina or anus, resembling a dildo. Hence the name, cumsock-do

I walked in on my mum using my cum sock to jack off my sister, Im calling it a cumsock-do!

by cookedbogan69 January 11, 2021

Comstock

A word to describe a glutton, one who begs for food until he/she becomes so frustrated that he/she bites you on the leg. Typically a fat yet very attractive individual, slothful yet endearing. Sometimes has eye herpes and a missing front tooth.

He came over to hang out and ended up eating the entire pumpkin pie I made earlier for my family reunion tomorrow. I should have been mad at the comstock but he looked so helpless due to the resulting nausea that I just wanted to give him a hug.

by Meghan R. November 23, 2006

Cumstacking

Putting on and jerking off into someone else's used condoms.

Kalvin took his roommates used condom and started a cumstacking chain by putting it on himself and jerking off into it for the next person.

by undsioux7 February 27, 2023

comstockery

of or relating to the failed mining corporation Comstock Load

"Due to Sam's comstockery at the stock exchange, we are now in severe debt."

by The Puppet Master November 17, 2003