cumpedo

When you are in a public pool and you stick you penis in the jet and cum, then your cum shoots across the pool.

Person in Pool: "Ah something just hit me in the leg"
Person 2 in Pool: "Sorry it was my cumpedo

by Sjkool May 21, 2017

Cumpatriot

One who masturbates during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner.

Aldo's grandmother caught him jacking off while watching Whitney Houston's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner during SuperBowl XXV. Aldo is a true cumpatriot.

by The BS Express January 23, 2022

Cumwad

A nickname used for someone who is particularly a giant wad of cum.

Shaya is such a cumwad.

by billy10 August 21, 2010

Cumpany

When somebody, such as a friend with benefits, comes to visit you and give you sex, because you are lonely and bored.

Little Lord WTF?: "I'm bored."
Friend: "Want me to come and keep you company... or perhaps CUMpany?"
Little Lord WTF? "Naughty, naughty. Yes, Yes.

by LittleLordWTF? May 17, 2011

Cupadajager

A standard cup, filled to the brim, of Jagermeister. Commonly used to drown sorrows.

"You should have seen Kyle after the game last night, he drank six cupadajager."

Q: "What did Sean pregame with? He tried to fight the bouncer."
A: "Oh, he drank a cupadajager before we went out."

by Dave Bishop June 13, 2011

CUMPARE

American-Sicilian slang. Means "good fella; best friend".

Used in many italian-american movies.

Hey cumpare! How u doing?

Whats up cumpare?

Lets go cumpare!

by Federico Iussig Zuliani May 11, 2007

Cumpacity

The amount of cum a given person can hold in their mouth (or any given orifice) at one time.

Her mouth has a very good cumpacity. I blew two loads in there!

by Ninja Amber August 28, 2011