CUMjunctivitis

When you are giving someone a blow job, and instead of graciously letting you know theyre about to cum, they shoot it in your eye, making your eye lid sticky, and turning it very red.

wthull dave, you gave me cumjunctivitis!

by KATYLIZ April 13, 2007

cumnugget

A nugget of cum that comes out of the vagina

Hey, Edward, Ur a cumnugget!

She made a cumnugget!

by C Bakes May 21, 2006

Cumjunktivitis

When you shoot a massive load of junk and land it right in a girls eye.

She better go see her optometrist, cause I gave her cumjunktivitis

by Bennyfockingpowers August 19, 2018

Cumjunctivitis

When a sexual partner is at the receiving end of a load of cum in his/her eye causing irritation of the eyeball.

Dude I was getting a blowjob off my mrs last night and exploded all over her face, her eye was dripping it’s now red raw she’s definitely got cumjunctivitis

by Copper balls February 19, 2019

Cumjunctivitis

When a man cums in someone’s eyes and waits for it to dry so they cannot open them again

I came on this girls face and when she woke up she had cumjunctivitis

by Salami_Towers April 15, 2019

cumnuggetfag

the most amazing person every

"do you follow cumnuggetfag on tiktok?"

"yeah why"

*has hardcore sex*

by bug_issocool February 22, 2021

Cumug

The word given to a very very wet, sticky and smelly hug.

"Eww Cumug! that was possibly the most disgusting hug i've ever had, I need to wash this off before it dry's"

by Kimmy mc Timmy June 21, 2009