1. A jug full of semen
2. A container full of semen
3. Japanese delicacy containing bull semen
4. A person who is lower than a container of semen... similar to a douchebag
2. A container full of semen
3. Japanese delicacy containing bull semen
4. A person who is lower than a container of semen... similar to a douchebag
1. "Oh my God, look at that cumjug!"
2. "Do you think this bottle would make a good cumjug?"
3. "I bet that girl could eat a lot of cumjug!"
4. "Fucking Billy is such a cumjug!"
2. "Do you think this bottle would make a good cumjug?"
3. "I bet that girl could eat a lot of cumjug!"
4. "Fucking Billy is such a cumjug!"
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A large jug filled to the brim with cum. Male or female cum, It doesn’t matter. As long as it’s cum it goes in the cum jug.
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Pronunciation: 'k&m-"j&ng(k)-ti-"vI-t&s
Function: noun
: inflammation of the eye as a result of recent ejaculation therin either purposefully or by accident by ones partner.
A combination of cum and conjunctivitis ('pink eye')
Pronunciation: 'k&m-"j&ng(k)-ti-"vI-t&s
Function: noun
: inflammation of the eye as a result of recent ejaculation therin either purposefully or by accident by ones partner.
A combination of cum and conjunctivitis ('pink eye')
"Danm, Kurt, why is your left eye so red and why does Al have that smirk on his face?"
"It's an acute case of cumjunctivitis, as Al has lousy aim when he shoots. Don't worry, I nailed him in the nads for it."
"It's an acute case of cumjunctivitis, as Al has lousy aim when he shoots. Don't worry, I nailed him in the nads for it."
by KurtTO May 21, 2004
Get the cumjunctivitis mug.Crusty eye condition caused by a direct hit of cumshot to the eye. Often experienced while playing Sacremento Skeeball or during a Nantucket Oyster Drop. Also reported from a circle jerk. Symptoms may include blurred vision and a crust covered eye stuck shut upon waking. Usually a temporary condition.
by Mabeline April 22, 2008
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When one contracts symptoms of conjunctivitis but it is caused by the act of ejaculation into ones eye from a partner or themself.
When one contracts symptoms of conjunctivitis but it is caused by the act of ejaculation into ones eye from a partner or themself.
Ashleigh: Man I must have conjunctivitis pretty bad, my eye's all sticky.
Brad *whispers to Gemma*: Don't tell anyone but it's more like cumjunctivitis.
Brad *whispers to Gemma*: Don't tell anyone but it's more like cumjunctivitis.
by SirHarold98 January 7, 2015
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Person 1: Hey did you hook up with my cousin at the Holiday party?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Wait...that was a Holiday party?
Person 1: ...you Cumbug
Person 2: Hell yeah! Wait...that was a Holiday party?
Person 1: ...you Cumbug
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