Cumjug 

1. A jug full of semen
2. A container full of semen
3. Japanese delicacy containing bull semen
4. A person who is lower than a container of semen... similar to a douchebag

1. "Oh my God, look at that cumjug!"
2. "Do you think this bottle would make a good cumjug?"
3. "I bet that girl could eat a lot of cumjug!"
4. "Fucking Billy is such a cumjug!"

Cumjug by inventer o' cumjug April 6, 2009

Bah Cumbug

To ejaculate in the christmas season

I bah cumbugged on Kaylas face last night

Bah Cumbug by L$$$ December 15, 2016

Cum jug 

A large jug filled to the brim with cum. Male or female cum, It doesn’t matter. As long as it’s cum it goes in the cum jug.

Omg, wow! Hollie is drinking the cum jug!

Cum jug by Lord Of Massive Balls April 27, 2021

cumjunctivitis 

Main Entry: cum·junc·ti·vi·tis
Pronunciation: 'k&m-"j&ng(k)-ti-"vI-t&s
Function: noun
: inflammation of the eye as a result of recent ejaculation therin either purposefully or by accident by ones partner.
A combination of cum and conjunctivitis ('pink eye')

"Danm, Kurt, why is your left eye so red and why does Al have that smirk on his face?"
"It's an acute case of cumjunctivitis, as Al has lousy aim when he shoots. Don't worry, I nailed him in the nads for it."

cumjunctivitis by KurtTO May 21, 2004

Cumjunctivitis 

Crusty eye condition caused by a direct hit of cumshot to the eye. Often experienced while playing Sacremento Skeeball or during a Nantucket Oyster Drop. Also reported from a circle jerk. Symptoms may include blurred vision and a crust covered eye stuck shut upon waking. Usually a temporary condition.

She got cumjunctivitis and couldn't see after my load hit her in the eye during a cum bath.

Cumjunctivitis by Mabeline April 22, 2008

cumjunctivitis 

Noun - (Cum-junct-iv-itis)
When one contracts symptoms of conjunctivitis but it is caused by the act of ejaculation into ones eye from a partner or themself.

Ashleigh: Man I must have conjunctivitis pretty bad, my eye's all sticky.
Brad *whispers to Gemma*: Don't tell anyone but it's more like cumjunctivitis.

cumjunctivitis by SirHarold98 January 7, 2015

Cumbug 

Someone who does not partake in Holiday cheer, but instead spends the Holidays attempting to bang every living soul

Person 1: Hey did you hook up with my cousin at the Holiday party?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Wait...that was a Holiday party?
Person 1: ...you Cumbug

Cumbug by SJB88 February 28, 2016