cumjackum macpoulet

They way that a black guy would ask for a McChicken at McDonalds in french (Montreal North). Cumjackum is jibberish they say and macpoulet is the McChicken

French version:Ouais Ouais, cumjackum macpoulet avec les grosses frites la et grosse mmm coke la.
English version:I want a McChicken with both big fries and big coke

by Penuse May 9, 2005

cumlacker

someone who releases a small amount of cum when ejaculating

Ugh, John was such a cumlacker last night.

by @_waldo_2 December 14, 2019

Cumpocket

The designated pocket you've chosen to store your cum in while you're out and about, usually located on your comrades jeans.

Yo ma guy the other day me and Kyle went down to the mall, while browsing jeans I just needed to empty myself, luckily Kyle was walking around with 2 of my cumpocket's

by Bissenㅤ October 18, 2021

cumbucket

a bucket full of cum

"oh shit my mom found my cumbucket"

by xXg4m3rb0yXx June 22, 2022

cumbuckety date bate

some hoe that flirts with every guy she see's

Ashley is a cumbuckety peace of date bate, all she does is flirts with the uglyest people ever

by *~Jennerz*~ May 9, 2005

cumjackulate

(read to self in the voice of danny devito. )

30 min after pounding off and your jizz coma sticks the lips of your cock together, you try to rock a piss, but your dicklips wont open so your bellend swells and expands with piss to the point of a massive explosion from the dicklips of your meat hammer known only as a cumjackulation.(cumjackulate)

this morning i pounded off then went to school and tried to rock a piss, but my big black dicklips exploded in a cumjackulation all over the urinal, leaving piss and strings of pisscum everywhere. fuck janitors. AND nigger cooks! i just said fuckit, and cranked out a gnarly chud in the tard urinal.(cumjackulate)

by chompy the bird with teeth January 18, 2013

Cumbucket

Home wrecker
Semen sponge

Nikki Smiley is a cumbucket

by Wifeable October 21, 2018