cumfuckle

Waste Of Sperm

You are a cumfuckle

by C.Cardona,J.Bell April 22, 2018

frosted cumflakes

Dry sperm on the skin that flake off.

I should've wiped the jizz off myself right away, because now I'm peeling frosted cumflakes off my belly.

by Dr. Roz November 5, 2013

cumfounded

as if struck by cum with astonishment and surprise

Thad stood there cumfounded after Blaine unleashed load all over him.

by Parker Waite January 11, 2009

Cumflux

A female who looks very attractive from behind but is very unattractive from the front.

(Approaching a girl from behind) "aaaaaaaaw sheeet, that bitch is off the chain" (you then see her from the front) " woooaaaaah, that bitch has more wrinkles than my grandads sack, what a cumflux!"

by tamjdveitch September 27, 2009

cumflake

After ejaculation, cum that sits on your skin, dries up and eventually flakes off.

An hour after nailing my wife, I took a piss and scratched a huge cumflake off my stomach!

by THEEYANKEEFAN February 5, 2009

CumFlurrie

A man lays down on a flat surface as a woman starts to jack him off. When the man is about to cum she shoves a rod down his dick and proceeds to sound him. When he cums it never leaves the head of the penis because of the rod. The woman then starts to move the rod up and down stirring the cum in the penis (like a McFlurrie). Eventually the man will piss in a cup in order to get the cum out and the woman drinks it and says “I’m lovin it”

David: I CumFlurried your mom last night
Charlie: Fuck you

by LaddyDaddy May 6, 2021

cumfliction

The male sensation of guilt after masturbating to completion.

"Yo dude, are you going to hook up with Sofia tonight?"

"Nah man, I was home alone and now I've got too much cumfliction about jerking it."
"Weak."

by Sockly June 7, 2017