CUMSISTANCE

The art of mazzing/wanking before bed in order to assist with falling asleep. Generally used when you:

-are too high/cooked
-are too frisky from sexting
-generally restless
-cant sleep

Scenario 1:"It's 4 am I just got home, probably gonna need a bit of cumsistance to help me sleep"

Scenario 2: "your noods have got me so frisky I think I'm gonna need a bit of cumsistance to get to sleep"

Scenario 3:
"Ugh I'm so tired but I can't sleep. Better have a maz/wank to help. Get that cumsistance passout"

by Dingopalace October 31, 2022

Cumbust

A word used as a reaction to someone hot, or doing something hot.

Sarah: if I was ever in the car with that girl I’d combust
Rachel: I’d Cumbust

by Ireland Ireland May 3, 2023

cumbustable

When a female is so attractive that you have an immediate explosion in your pants.

That girl's face is very cumbustable.

by Juiceheadtodd June 11, 2010

Cumbustion Cum Bubble Pussy Fart

See "Queef". It means the same damn thing.

You are a cumbustion cum bubble pussy fart.

by David Bailey November 30, 2005

cubist

A person that can solve the Rubik's Cube and understands the methodology behind it.

Dan Knights is an expert speedcubist.

by Doug Lee December 9, 2003

internal cumbustion

when cock explodes inside your pussy, filling it with jizz

My boyfriend is internal cumbustion engine. He can cum five times in a row , without pulling out

by dildo777 March 28, 2022

Cubist Phase

1. Point in an artist's career where they go batshit insane and start producing very abstract/ avant-garde pieces of art.

2. Excuse used when an artist has gone off the deep end and/or produces sub-par works.

(Note: I don't consider Cubism as a whole to be subpar in any way, and I am actually quite partial to it)

1. The song "Revolution 9" by The Beatles was probably made during their Cubist Phase.

God likely created this while he was going through his Cubist Phase.

2. "I'm sorry, Johnson, but we just can't put any of this art in our gallery."
"Please try to be understanding, Sir. I'm going through my Cubist Phase, trying different things".

by 581321 August 31, 2010