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Cuntist

Someone who has nothing against race, creed or colour but loathes those who take advantage of, exploit, damage, threaten, bully, or act like idiots and behave like cunts.
I'm not a racist but I am most certainly a cuntist.
by URBANE November 4, 2015
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Cuntistan

A fabled land ruled by a cuntcess
Ivanka Trump is a cuntcess of Cuntistan
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
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cuntistry

The art of practicing cuntish behavior to the level of a Stepford Wife. Possessing the unique skill of using the vaginal orifice to disembowel a man whether in practice or speech.
My ex-wife canceled my little girls birthday party without telling me and rescheduled it until after I had to leave the state, after I flew all the way there just to attend and paid for it.

She has taken her cuntistry to a whole new level.
by Red Butterfly Wings January 12, 2012
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Cuntistador

An old self righteous hag, commonly called a "cunt" who is usually fat, therefore making her a "fat cunt" Usually an old woman who works in the education department of school administrations or church sunday schools, and goes out of her way to get into other people's business no matter how rude she may seem and definitely thinks she is more important than everyone else. Always finding different ways to scold children or pollute their minds with warped views of christianity and moral ethics. Hair will look like she just brushed it with a rusty steel rake from the 70's. Smells like Old Spice, pepper, vinegar, and sometimes hibiscus, she can always be smelled within 35 ft. Commonly known as "the old bitch who grabbed my arm in sunday school and wouldn't let go until I apologized and you wanted to punch her in the teeth or stab her in the eye with school scissors"
She will usually have unusually high energy levels most likely due to a bipolar disorder, which makes her even more of a busy cunt on the loose. Definitely belongs in a psychiatric ward.
Yeah dude she's such a cuntistador, she almost ran me over with her beat up volvo yesterday, that cunt probably had a dozen errands to do, that cunt needs a PDA!!
by Rambo333 September 16, 2010
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cuntistan

Cuntistan is a place where all cunts go when they die
person 1: OMG that cunt is not doing well
person 2: Hope shes a big enough cunt to go to Cuntistan
by Grand Skank March 28, 2019
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Cultastic

The religion of Cultastic; founded sometime in the early 21st Century by enigmatic leader Rollsy, and his band of devout followers.
Cultasticans practice Cultasticism by devotion to "the 5 Ways", and come from a diverse background.
Cultastic has spread to the four corners of the globe, with reported income to be in the high hundreds of dollars each year.
Peace brother, I'm a Cultastican. Give me the secret handshake.
by rollsy July 9, 2006
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Cuntistic

A common but life threatening disorder. Can be found in all levels of life, but more often in management and directorship.
Though this disorder can be lived with, but it can be fatal if the sufferer crosses the wrong person.
Symptoms vary from general rudeness, to inappropriate comments and just General cuntyness.
Please excuse John, he has become Cuntistic since he became director.
by Garage Vibes June 12, 2016
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