Alice Cullen

One of the four or five characters in the Twilight Saga that isn't a Mary Sue and/or Gary Stu. She's described as pixie-like throughout the series, with black spiky hair, pale skin, (obviously, she's a vampire) and she's the smallest family member. She was one of the Cullens that wanted Bella to remain alive in Twilight when the family argued about whether or not to kill her when Edward saved her life in fear of exposure. Her mate is Jasper Hale, another one of the non-Gary Stu characters. She was changed by a vampire who loved her in her human life (which she doesn't have any real recollection of), who was killed by James (the one who tried to kill Bella in the first book). Her full human name was Mary Alice Brandon.

Person # 1: Alice Cullen is the only good character in the series.

Person # 2: With maybe the exceptions of Jasper Hale and Jane Volturi.

*begin argument about how Jane is evil*

by Nicole2016 July 23, 2011

Cutler

to quit in the middle of an important endeavor, activity or game where defeat is imminent with an imaginary injury, malaise or made up condition

You're buddy refuses to go out because his wife won't let him: "Don't go Cutler on me, man!"

- A person unable to finish his workload because he's too tired: "I don't want to cut the grass today. I think I'm gonna go Cutler on it."

Greg: "C'mon, man. Finish your beer."

Luke: "I can't. I'm gonna hurl."

Greg: "Don't go Cutler on me, man. Finish your beer."

by Mr. Blogtober January 25, 2011

Edward Cullen

every boyfriend's nightmare

Girlfriend: You know, Edward Cullen would never do that
Boyfriend: ?!

by Pink_TeaCupss February 22, 2009

Cugly

Something that is cute and ugly and is loved by everyone

My dog is VERY cugly

by Noel369 May 17, 2021

Cutlering

(verb) Following the craze of Planking, Owling, and Tebowing; Cutlering is posting photos of yourself while lying flat on your back, like Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears does most Sundays.

Started by The Heckler: Chicago

"Are you trying to get a tan?"

"No, I'm Cutlering!"

by ChicagoVince October 30, 2011

giving an Edward Cullen

The act of going down on a girl when she's on her period.

"Dude, did you hook up with that chick?"

"Yeah. I went all the way down on her. She was on her period too."

"Damn, you gave her an Edward Cullen? Takes guts, man."

He wants to hook up, but I'm on my period. Guess he'll be giving an Edward Cullen tonight!

by espenant October 18, 2011

culedrista

A particularly obnoxious form of fútbol/soccer fan that thinks it is somehow acceptable to support both Real Madrid C.F. and Barcelona F.C.

Usually a teenage girl more concerned with the physical attributes of the players than the sport or the clubs involved. Their prominence rose following World Cup 2010.

The concept of Morbo is completely foreign to them.

person 1: Did you hear about Shakira? She's dating Gerard Pique now.

person 2: I hate culedristas.

~ * ~ * ~

Girl 1: omg Casillas should play for barca

Girl 2: ugh ur such a culedrista

~ * ~ * ~

madridista: did you see that pic of bieber with the real madrid jersey?

Cule: guuurl whaaaaa---? Wasn't he wearing a barca jersey last spring?

Both: I really hate culedristas.

by luna_is_luna_is_luna November 14, 2011