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Chandon

Chandon is a sweet guy who is fun to be around. He can get a lot of girls but once he has his heart set on a specific girl he'll only want her. He is also really funny and can come off as annoying but that only means he cares about you. He always looks out for his friends and loves to make jokes with them. He also thinks he's ugly but everyone around him would disagree. He's so amazing and anyone would be luck to have him
He's so amazing. He must be a Chandon
by lovelynamewriter March 18, 2019
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Chando

a legend in his own right, the term "chando" refers to anyone who can out-drink anybody around them and yet still manange to pull a knife on an unsuspecting victim and demand a ride home. be careful if you come into contact with any person who goes by this pseudonymn.
Drunk ass Chando pulled a fucking knife on me and demanded a ride home, that crazy fat bastard.
by kaufman October 18, 2007
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crando

Crando refers to two different yet fitting concepts. The first being a kung fu move which is capable to execute upon the strike/A specific condition that crawls under your skin and gives you the worst case of the blahs you have ever had. Usually brought on by certain individuals who tend to blend into ones' life from time to time.
"Bruce Lee really held his own against the Shaolin Monk he fought in the last tournament he competed in before he moved to Oakland, CA." Well man, Bruce Lee can probably defreat anyone when he kicks down the crando condition upon his uponents. As water is fluid, the cracks will remain vulnerable."/"Timothy, Jan is extra crando today. She kept popping off about Jesus Christ and Christmas to our boss, who is completely Jewish. How could you send Merry Christmas cards to your office mates that say Merry Christmans. That's fuckin' crando." "True Knocking, ever heard of happy holidays. Cause I don't want a holiday in the sun bitch..."
by Timothy Stern August 5, 2007
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candominium

1. Also known as a trailer or mobile home

2. Can Living

3. This is upscale, luxurious, living for people who think they have status, but really don't. They think living in a candominium is better than a condominium, which they can't afford.
Mandi: Yeah, I've been painting my formal dining room, formal breakfast nook, formal living area, the den, and the like to my new home in the gated community.

Chad: Are you kidding me? You live in a candominium!

Mandi: Well, I never!?!?!

Chad: You live in a mobile home! It doesn't have that many formal rooms! It's like living in a can!
by HowlnWolph January 6, 2009
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cuano

A small, furry rodent from South America. My friends from Mexico use this as a derrogative nickname for a short man who is a little sneaky and is quick footed.
Hey Rey....why don't you like it when people call you Cuano?
by Cuano February 20, 2008
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Candorphalia

An obsession with truthfulness and truthful things shaped like a penis
The man had great candorphalia
by Anakxksnana April 5, 2015
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Crandon

A place we country people live hunt, fish, and do whatever they want. Even thought they seem like hicks they aren’t some are but some aren’t
Omg I love living in crandon!❤️
by Never again July 30, 2018
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