Cryptodigger

A woman or a man who forms relationships with someone purely because of their success dealing in cryptocurrencies.

Shaq: My investment in Bitcoin is a huge success, I've made $20!
Jack: Woah! I bet thats the only reason that Jade is with you - she's a real Cryptodigger.
*Shaq punches jack*

by XRPtoadollar January 17, 2018

cryptograph

One-of-a-kind blockchain-based digital collectable made by an icon or artists that supports a charitable cause forever.

Vitalik Buterin's Cryptograph is going on auction tomorrow!

by drued July 6, 2020

Crypto Guru

With the recent explosion of cryptocurrency, crypto gurus refer to those individuals that make cryptocurrencies and the various personalities/internet celebrities surrounding the medium their entire personality, often to a cringe extent. It is also common for these individuals to insert crypto into any conversation imaginable.

Person 1: I want to get into cryptocurrency, I've been hearing a lot of chatter surrounding Bitcoin and Ethereum. Do you know anyone I can talk to about crypto?
Person 2: You can talk to my friend Tim, he's a total crypto guru. He won't shut up about everything crypto, I'm sure he'd love to talk to you.

Person 3: Did you hear? The Tesla Cybertrucks are finally starting to be delivered!
Crypto Guru: OMG! Tesla, Elon Musk! Dogecoin to the moon! Elon to the moon!

by ubcsauderbcom January 31, 2022

crypto bro

A nerd with too much spare time and video cards. Thinks he is smarter than you because he buys and resells burnt forests. Will ignore any meaningful arguments against what he does by repeating something about "serious business" 1000 times.

Person 1: I heard Jeremy bought new video cards to mine Ethereum! He says that it's serious business and that he's gonna get rich...
Person 2: Gosh, Jeremy's such a crypto bro...

by Ell22 November 9, 2021

Crypto Power Bottom

Someone who is "bullish", bought high and always sells low and repeats the babble that some cryptobros and scam artists talk about - someone who gets fucked in the ass without any of the benefit of sex, because, you know, you are just participating in a digial ponzi scheme

Hey Klaus, you are a crypto power bottom!

by NiqqaKing March 10, 2023

cryptocracy

Rule by secrecy.

The Bavarian Illuminati have secretly ruled the world as a cryptocracy since their foundation in 1776.

by Adam W Haupt May 19, 2009

Crypto Koosh

Popular pseudonym and nickname for entrepreneur koosha azim. Often used in cryptocurrency and blockchain group chats, on LinkedIn, and sometimes on Instagram.

Koosha Azim is also known as Crypto Koosh in the world of technology!

by Dry Hacker April 4, 2019