Cryptophilia

A strong sexual desire towards cryptids, and other mysterious and dangerous creatures alike.

Person 1: WHY IS MOTHMAN SUCH A HUNK
Person 2: What? do you have cryptophilia or something?

Person 1: I DONT KNOW HE JUST MAKES ME HORNY

by Queen Breezy March 11, 2020

Cryptovision

Cryptovision is the recently experienced phenomonon of feeling like you are unable to see or make out letters when typing in the webpage verification code images used to complete purchases online. This is also related to cryptovisophobia, which is the fear that you have entered the WRONG verification code and will be forced to re-enter all purchase information resulting in a cryptoloop, or the endless cycle of entering all of your purchase information only to be forced to start over again...and again... and again.

Sorry I missed you all last night, I think I have come down with a case of cryptovision. I am really afraid I may have a full blown case of cryptovisophobia, because I spent 4 hours last night tryig to buy a hat on line and found myself in a cryptoloop.

by Trebleclef44 June 8, 2011

Criptobitch

A girl that wants you to believe that she's good, loyal and reliable, but inside she's a real megasuperbloodybitch :v

You see that girl? She's a total bloody criptobitch.

by Doctor Papu :v May 24, 2016

Cryptonian

A cryptonian is crypto currency investor

I just made £2 million profit from Bitcoin and Ethereum. Neil Gordon is a very happy Cryptonian today.

by N Gordon Sh!t Rainman January 9, 2018

Cryptofinger

Cryptofinger: When one places an inordinate amount of invested funds into a sure bet crypto currency, only to find the next morning that the value has significantly dropped and your money has gone.

Jesus I put my last two grand into cryptocurrency last night, but the cryptofinger came and fingered me in the night, now I'm penniless.

by bigredcryptominger January 27, 2018

Cryptoastronomy

The study of theoretical space objects that are not confirmed to exist or not exist

An example of cryptoastronomy is the Nibiru theory

by I Like To Define Words July 8, 2021

cryptofatty

A person who gains a lot of weight after getting into a relationship.

1: Damn bro! Did you see Jessica today? She got huge!
2: Yeah man, she got hitched up a few months ago. Definitely a cryptofatty.

by slattimusprime December 14, 2021