crybating

Crybating is a sexual act perform by an individual, were one masterbates while crying and using their tears as lube.

His girlfriend broke up with him. he'll be up crybating all night long.

by Master crybater November 4, 2013

Chexting

When one cheats on a significant other using text-messaging.

"I'm pretty sure that I caught Brad chexting on Jennifer with Angelina- they sent winking emojis to each other!"

by twistedmynd December 14, 2016

Correxting

Writing a second text message to correct the first text message that the effing predictive text buggered up

Bryan was franticly correxting after accidentally telling his mum she was a raft old mint.

by UchelloZZ May 17, 2019

Creating Desire

Reusing the same two-tone coloured diagonal line bus livery design over and over again ad nauseam, while wearing the shortest shorts you can find in your local Primark.

This two-tone coloured livery with a diagonal line down the side sure will definitely be creating desire among those who use this bus route #amazing

by bus123 January 1, 2020

Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

by Timithin November 24, 2020

Chexting

A term used when someone asks for help via text on an online school exam.

Professor: You better not be chexting! If I suspect that, you'll fail the course.

by Qwickable August 28, 2021

Crybating

To crybate or preform the act of crybating is when a person is so depressed they need to masturbate to give themselves small serotonin and dopamine boosts in order to get in a better headspace.

I will be at home all weekend crybating so I don’t end up committing suicide.

by Mustard Bandit September 5, 2021