crybully

A person who considers themselves a member of a victimized class who demands that those who don't agree with them be punished. The crybully is often overly-sensitive to perceived slights, but doesn't hesitate to label others. The crybully wears their victimhood as a badge of honor and relies on loud, angry slogans when their viewpoint is questioned. The crybully will attempt to shame their opponents into silence.

The crybully screamed at and cursed the Yale professor who suggested that the university's primary goal isn't to provide students a safe place where their perspectives are never questioned but to develop intellectual communities that can freely dialog about any topic.

by Ijiwaru Sensei January 30, 2016

cryberry

1. (noun) Getting your feelings hurt, being offended or getting all bent out of shape because of something petty or stupid.

2. (noun) A person who cries into his/her cranberry vodka over a lost love.

3. (noun) The mispronunciation of the common slang "crybaby"

4. (noun) the product of cross breeding strawberries, blue berries and baby seal tears.

1. Michelle said "Jenny stop being a cryberry about it we are not talking walnuts. "

2. Wow these Cryberries taste great, what was the baby seal tear count again?

by shovex March 12, 2011

Cryogenic Meal

The Cryogenic Meal is when you order the entire Taco Bell Menu.

I'm ordering the Cryogenic Meal

by Ottowa314 April 9, 2022

CryBoyHalo

A skin made by Zelkam. aka. Skeppy's loyal Mod/Admin
It was made because BadBoyHalo Wanted to start a war with him.

CryBoyHalo is easy to make upset.

by 14Skep =Not Skeppy October 8, 2019

crybate

Simultaneously crying and masturbating, the most pathetic act a human being can engage in alone. Usually but not always takes place in a dark and empty room, ideally in a house that is just being moved out of.

Michael: Hey, Matt, I hear you and your girlfriend aren't fucking anymore.
Matt: Ya, I'm gonna go home and crybate.

by Supersadface July 27, 2008

Cryonics

Sometimes called "cryogenics," It is the amazing, severely underrated science of preserving legally dead people in a biologically alive state until nanotechnology permits reanimation. It can now be done without brain damage thanks to formula M22 cryoprotectant. To avoid power failures, they use a highly reliable, electricity-free liquid nitrogen system. they are legally and contractually required to keep all patients in storage until reanimation is possible. It can be paid for by life insurance benefaction. There are two options available, the whole-body and the neuro. the neuro is a head-only procedure for those who trust the regenerating medicine can regenerate the neck-down body. the benefits are more careful preservation of the brain and lower cost.

Ted Williams is a cryonics patient at Alcor. He chose the neuro option. Animation will be restored to him in the year 2046.

by Ballz To Da Wallz January 20, 2011

CryBecky

Glen Beck the face of the corporate propaganda machine for the FoxTard Nation.
The act of fake crying to prove your Anti-American Worker stance is good for working Americans, when in fact everyone knows it only benefits fascist corporations and their evil leaders.

The Retardican Party just shipped millions of jobs overseas and CryBecky is hailing it the best thing for the American Economy and working man ever, as he forces some fascist tears to fall while thinking of how much his corporate sponsors will pay him now to get the Retardicans to buy this load of shit.

by RetardicanFodder December 1, 2010