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Crusties

The gross, white, puss looking crust which forms after a recent piercing. Although you desperately want to pick them off, they do indeed help your piercing heal faster.
Dude the crusties around my nose ring have turned bloody!

Paul had a bad habit of picking at his plugs crusties...
by dharma punk June 27, 2008
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crusties

Vile spawn of Hippies and Punks, these creatures are so-called because their personal habits include not washing until there is a thick crust of dirt all over them. Often seen sporting crusted dreadlocks as well, and when their itching heads get too much, shaved heads. Must-have accessories for any self-respecting crusty: a dog on a string, army boots, stinking patchouli oil, constant odour of garlic.
Crusties are rabid supporters of political correctness- everyone is equal in their eyes, except of course anyone who does not believe in being a vegan, animal-liberating, tax-dodging punk rocker- everyone else is scum! Crusties tend to congregate at summer rock festivals, camping out and eating vegan slop. The rest of the year, they will travel around in delapidated buses and vans trying to find a place to camp and constantly getting kicked off the land wherever they settle like a swarm of festering dung flies.
Nearly all Crusties are rich middle class kids who think it's cool not to wash for a few years and kill their brain cells with too much acid. Then when it all gets too much, they can go home to Mummy and Daddy and clean up their act and get a job as a social worker or teacher.
"I could smell those Crusties a mile away when I was at Glastonbury festival."
by Gigi UK May 3, 2005
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crushness

"mike told shannon that he had a huge crushness on her"
by miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikale September 14, 2012
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Colgate Crusties

That clay-like dried toothpaste stuck to the cap of your toothpaste tube
Today I had to clean off the Colgate Crusties
by Cheez-Its2007 April 13, 2021
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poo crusties

little brown freinndss dried in the crackk of ur assss holeee, flakesss that are caughtt in ur bum hair thats itchy andd stinkky and even when u showerr they dont vome out unless they are moistt so u gottta open ur bum cheeks wide
I had sex with you and when we were doing 69 you tuned over and your poo crusties slipped out and I almost chaked in yer face.
by Danica poosnig March 9, 2009
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butt crusties

A condition suffered from by Ben Anderson, especially after a wedgie has caused anal bleeding.
After my brother gave him a wedgie, his butt crusties were even more unbearable.
by John Doe January 17, 2004
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crusties

punk kids who dont shower
i went to see born/dead and it reaked of crusties
by laura rocks July 16, 2006
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