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crushtipation

The inability to take a dump without playing Candy Crush or some other game on your phone.
"Damn! Where did I put my phone? I need to move the mail!"

"My crushtipation is getting worse! I can't take a shit without my phone."
by ivraddoc April 19, 2014
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Candy-crushing

1.Playing candy crush saga for a noticable amount of time

2. Preforming well in the game with the receiving of a high score or large combo
1. Russell told Kayla she was candy-crushing for an hour straight.

2. RJ shouted, "candy-crushing" as he was performing well in Candy Crush saga.
by WorldClassGamer August 8, 2013
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crushin' it

To excel beyond all foreseen abilities. To wildly surpass any goal or expectation. Applicable to: school, women, men, video games, life.
Alex A: Yo, Alex, what did you get on that Chemistry exam?
Alex M: About a 99%.
Alex A: Crushin' it.
Alex M: Crushin' it.
Alex A: How about those biddies?
Alex M: They all be givin' me their numbas
Alex A: Crushin' it.
Alex M: My life.
by bobbyjogangsta November 10, 2013
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soul-crushing

adj., used to describe a dream-crushing, breaking, moment.
The soul-crushing moment, when your opponent lands a winning goal on table-soccer, but you've been try-hading all along.
by Naimru July 29, 2020
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Crushing Cheeks

Another word to go into the intercourse category it means to fuck
Person1: dude i was totally Crushing Cheeks last night Person2: were those Cheeks fine Person1:Fine as Fine could be
by Mark Wilson Jr February 19, 2009
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Soul Crushing Task

A simple task involving many small steps or the same simple task repeated many times across different data. Largely mindless but some level of attention must be paid in order to avoid having to repeat the entire task.
Having to go through the entire book and count the times the word 'and' was used was a Soul Crushing Task.
by Scottrof October 20, 2008
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Extreme Russian Crushin

Plunging your pole into the firm black hole of the abyss. This black hole preferably belongs to old Russians. Side effects normally include not being able to sit or walk for days, a headache, and a ten hour recovery period.
Phil: I can't walk man.

Andrew: Why can't you walk my friend.

Phil: I would rather not say...

Andrew: Oh no, not Extreme Russian Crushin!
by extremerussiancrushin November 22, 2011
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