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Butt Crusties 

A flaky substance that comes out of the butt after u don't wash it for a month.

Good on spaghetti also known as parmesan cheese.
Those are some juicy butt crusties u have there.

NationaI slap ur crushes ass day 

Me: *slaps crushes ass*

Crush: “why did you do that?”

Me: “I had to it’s December 6th nationaI slap ur crushes ass day

National Get Your Crushes Number 

National Get Your Crushes Number Day is on November 3 (Also known as 11/3) And you better do it because I’m doing it as well!
You: Hey! Can you give me your number?
Crush: Why?
You: Because it’s National Get Your Crushes Number Day!
Crush: Oh, Okay! Here you go!
stupid people who you should not be liking bcuz you dont not have time for this person. unless they like you.
i am only stopping you from your broken heart.
girl: hey i have a crush on someone...
person: forget him. he is useless...
person: i have had many crushes and they ended up breaking my heart..
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crushes by lilcrazy0916 March 30, 2009

Crusties 

People of any age that identify with a subculture that is not necessarily crust punk, hippie, dirty kids or punk. They travel in groups and all look alike and look like hippies, dirty kids or your usual homeless person. The do not bath, so hair usually mats, don't work, so dumpster food, or beg for scraps and doggie bags.

They are from Middle to well-to-do families which allows them to carry on the homeless gig late into life.

Some claim to be anti-government which would not make sense if it were true because they all dumpster in mainstream merican places and participate in American Culture in every way EXCEPT bathing and working.

They are very snobbish, only clinging to those within their clique.

Most of the women tend to drink alot and have pot-bellies, the other beautiful women are usually seen with hideous, rotten-toothed men.
The crusties have invaded New Orleans, LA and should go home to their parents soon - your parents have a house, car, and lots of land waiting for you!
Crusties by Jackson Star March 8, 2009

crusties 

kids who listen to crust, wear black clothes, wear patches, dont take showers, some of them are vegan or vegetarian and believe in animal rights, wear an indian oil pachuey(sp?). They stand up to what they believe in, and usually talk A LOT of shit.
bands: Nausea, Doom, Disrupt..
crusties by Vanessa December 23, 2004