crunt

Dried up semen

You're mom's had trouble gettin my gang's crunt out of her hair.

by Richard Head June 15, 2003

crunt

A crappy cunt. When you take a massive shitturd, but forget to wipe, and slowly accumulate shit on your underwear throughout the day.

Nellie: "Hello? Is anyone there? I took a massive crap, but I can't find any toilet paper."
Manager: "Sorry, there is none."
*Nellie develops into a crunt*

by littlebitch69lel January 20, 2015

crunting

the act of hunting for crocodiles

we're gonna go crunting up in Darwin this weekend

by ronbonbok February 14, 2012

crunt

the spot between ur ass and your cunt

your crunt smells like blue cheese crumbles

by cruntman July 12, 2009

crunt

for that special lady who is worse than a cunt. combines crack-whore and cunt. crunt. women who hate to hear the word cunt know this is worse but cant prove it.

Dude, that skanky chic down stairs was a real cunt to me today.
Naa man, the crackheads been stealin my mail for two weeks also. this just elevated her to crunt status

by Dr.angus MD April 16, 2008

crunt

The word to use when the 'c' word is innapropriate, once a new letter is introduced into the word then it is a different word.

Steve has no money, he is a poor crunt.

by Eeeeelaine June 22, 2006

crunt

cunt; used in chatrooms on AOL to avoid AOL censors

You motherfucking crunt
You have a stinky crunt
You have a cottage cheese factory in your crunt

by Gosoaus January 7, 2005