Dirty Crumple Sasquatch

When a man shaves his and his partner's pubic hair, glues it to his penis and has sex with the now hairy penis.
Bob tried to do a Dirty Crumple Sasquatch with his girlfriend last night. They aren't together now.
by KRock789 October 20, 2014
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Crumple Paper Day

Crumple Paper day consists on the 15th of Dec. It is a day where you crumple paper in spirit. That day sucks for anyone named Page or Paper though.
“Are you ready for Crumple Paper day Paige?”
“NO LAST YEAR SOMEONE HIT ME WITH A SOGGY PIECE OF PAPER!”
by grab that dick December 04, 2018
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Crumple Melt Grin

The name originating initially from the character Rumplestiltskin, a Crumple Melt Grin is a facial expression imitating a melting, crumpling face.
"arrrghhh my face looks like a Crumple Melt Grin!"
"Stop giving me the Crumple Melt Grin, it's freaking me out."
"*Roooaaarrr* Crumple Melt Grriiinnn"
by Ok-Alright. April 06, 2008
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What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama
Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
by Bob882 December 21, 2004
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Crumple the carrier bag

To have a posh wank with a Durex extra safe. Known thus due to the noise that you will make.
I got busted twice last nite crumpling the carrier bag, shocker.
by Jibber June 06, 2005
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crumple nuggets

Some crusty ass nuggets that have been in someones ass crack for days
Oh God your crumple nuggets are falling outta your ass
by DomminictheDank March 16, 2017
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Crumpled Bread Face

The specific look of waking up in the morning to find your face pale, white, very bloated, and with folds and wrinkles all over it thanks to a deep sleep head first in a pillow, as a result, you have the perfect Crumpled Bread Face to start your day!
I've slept so well I'm now rocking a perfect crumpled bread face for the rest of the day!
by Bread Face Millionaire May 11, 2024
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