Someone who is fat and greasy and leaves a big stain of grease on someone or something if she or she touches it.
by FannyMay August 29, 2009
Get the Crumpet mug.the derogatory word for the slit between a womans legs. on asian women this is called a crumpetttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!! and on the french it is known as a crossiant. some are pink some are brown and you even get the purple ones but all in all the all serve the same function and that is, anal sex.
man: can i butter your crumpet?
woman: if i can butter your rod
man: id like to see you try bitch!!!!
woman: if i can butter your rod
man: id like to see you try bitch!!!!
by xcczxczxc March 01, 2009
Get the crumpet mug.-Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay: A 'crumpet' is "when a girl gives you an English pastry while you're sitting on the patio taking a tea break!"
by Blake A. Eveleigh May 24, 2008
Get the crumpet mug.by r0x0rmyj0x0rz April 03, 2004
Get the crumpet mug.The crumpeter made them this morning.
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Get the Crumpet mug.A term used to describe people who are enamored with British TV, movies, music, and culture but do not live in or are in any way part of Britain. Crumpeteers will consume any form of British media for the sole reason that it was made in Britain. Many Crumpeteers think that this "appreciation" of British culture makes their taste in such things superior, but this is not necessarily a defining trait of Crumpeteers.
Mark: Have you seen the new episode of Sherlock yet? I just watched it after listening to the latest Adele album and drinking tea!
Tyler: *Sigh* Such a crumpeteer.
Tyler: *Sigh* Such a crumpeteer.
by Alpaca_Man January 17, 2012
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