An act of such exceptional stupidity that it will inspire the intelligent people around to lose their cool and retort in kind.
From the words 'Crowbar' and 'Retard'.
From the words 'Crowbar' and 'Retard'.
First Example:
"Officer, I didn't mean to hurt him, honestly. He just grabbed a crowtard and came at me, and I had to unleash the beast."
Second Example:
First Guy: You know, I seem to have a specific look that I give people that tells them "I'm going to kill you". I wish I could use it at any time.
Second Guy: I, strangely enough, know that feeling. I can do the creepy face that weirds some people out, and makes some people look at me like I'm insane or just ridiculous, but that heartless 'I really want you dead' look kinda has to be pried out of me with a crowtard.
"Officer, I didn't mean to hurt him, honestly. He just grabbed a crowtard and came at me, and I had to unleash the beast."
Second Example:
First Guy: You know, I seem to have a specific look that I give people that tells them "I'm going to kill you". I wish I could use it at any time.
Second Guy: I, strangely enough, know that feeling. I can do the creepy face that weirds some people out, and makes some people look at me like I'm insane or just ridiculous, but that heartless 'I really want you dead' look kinda has to be pried out of me with a crowtard.
by AlphaMaelstrom January 31, 2010
Get the Crowtard mug.cronza is a time of celebration of what we have been blessed with: The herrrrb.
cronza is a 6 day celebration that takes place each year starting the day after halloween and ending on the 6th of november.
during these 6 days, to show our apprciation, you will consume the herb.
a superb time, because u will be stocked up on munchies
cronza is a 6 day celebration that takes place each year starting the day after halloween and ending on the 6th of november.
during these 6 days, to show our apprciation, you will consume the herb.
a superb time, because u will be stocked up on munchies
by mewingcats October 25, 2011
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A sex maneuver where man with a gap in his teeth uses the gap like a crowbar to pry out a woman’s clit
by DaddyDanzi February 4, 2023
Get the Hungarian Crowbar mug.Verb: To insert your arm between a man's legs from behind, reach up, and slap him in the stomach, around the bellybutton.
This process may bring the elbow into contact with the groin, a disconcerting feeling.
This process may bring the elbow into contact with the groin, a disconcerting feeling.
by bowdoin December 8, 2006
Get the Crowbar mug.A person generally an adolescent from Crowland. A small town on the A1073 between Peterborough and Spalding. You know when you have arrived when you pass the roadshgn which reads "Welcome to Crowland, South Holland" and underneath it says "arsehole of the fens"
A place with high incest and mental illness rates. Mongs usually congregate on a bench outside the Trinity Bridge drinking alcopops and smoking Lambert and Butlers. Very unlikely to move on in life or leave the town. Usualle educated at 'Guthies' the local school which also has a high number of pregnant pupils and a high staff turnover. Those that learn to drive may experience other towns in East Anglia and increase their prospects.
A place with high incest and mental illness rates. Mongs usually congregate on a bench outside the Trinity Bridge drinking alcopops and smoking Lambert and Butlers. Very unlikely to move on in life or leave the town. Usualle educated at 'Guthies' the local school which also has a high number of pregnant pupils and a high staff turnover. Those that learn to drive may experience other towns in East Anglia and increase their prospects.
The Bridge is of great historical and architectural interest less so the Crowland Mongs who hang around it.
by WaterBoy June 20, 2006
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