A Steven Crowder

To be metaphorically "in the closet" and so fearful of your homosexuality that you viciously and relentlessly attack other homosexuals.

He is so in denial he is pulling "a Steven Crowder".
Before coming to terms with his homosexuality Ricky Martin did "a Steven Crowder".
He may be married to Hilary but that guy is so gay he must be doing "a Steven Crowder"!

by Knight of Niii June 3, 2019

crowbert

an old man, from ancient times that was reincarnated as a crow and was caught eating diapers on the side of the road. Usually quiet, drinks a lot of alcohol and is very retarded.

"Crowbert, get your ancient ass over here and clean up that diaper!"
"Crowbert has been acting weird."

by hxc_cheeto January 11, 2008

Crofters The Musical

A beautiful musical About the Jam Crofters sung by Thomas sanders himself
. He sings of how wild blueberry who knew that their bafoonery would bear fruit so Devine. Even he doesn’t have the vocabulary to describe what he’s feeling inside

crofters The musical: a jam just as tasty as theirs “crofters, the only jelly I put in my belly”

by Fander_2319 March 2, 2020

crowther'd

When one is coerced into a debaucherous situation against their own will with an agonizing aftermath.

I was going to have a quiet night in but then I got crowther'd by my best friend when he convinced me to go for a drink.

by Lieutenant Chang February 16, 2022

The Crowster.

Anyone with the last name crowe is given this name. it makes them cool but not quite as cool as they think.

Anna was boring until we started calling her "The Crowster." now everyone thinks she's cool.

by Heir of Slytherin January 18, 2011

Theo Crowther-Brown

Big boy with a big ass dripping wet pussy, flaps included. Typically comes with a forehead the size of Johhny Sin's dick (measured). Most Theo Crowther-Brown's have a large array of mental issues and disorders.

'That guy over there is a real TCB (Theo Crowther-Brown)! What a wetwipe'
'Yeah, he sure is'

by ihavenoideawhattoputformyname September 28, 2021

crowder powder

White, powdery substance that can be seen on or fall of old men i.e. dandruff.

Man our history teacher left crowder powder on the desk last period!

by pimpnasty101 February 22, 2011