Crowder

1. Noun. A person (in most cases male) who picks the urinal next to another guy when there are nonadjacent urinals still available; usually still applies even when there are dividers.

2. Similar to people who talk when they piss

"Dammit Michael, stop being such a Crowder!"

by Rqrwuerlrj December 21, 2008

crothers

someone who exudes a general aura of 'badness' could be described with the word 'crothers'

person 1: wow did you see that....crothers!
person 2: BAD.
person 2: FAIL
person 2: DIAF

by Merl Haggard June 25, 2008

Bill Cowher

Great coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, coach for 14 years (1992-present), known for his spit spewing tirades and "double-jointed" jaw. Finally won a Super Bowl by beating the Seahawks 21-10 in Super Bowl XL

Did you screw up? Oh boy, coach is going to go Bill Cowher on you!

by ANDYCOOL February 12, 2006

Crowder effect

The Crowder effect is a phenomenon whereby any attempt to sound intelligent or humorous has the unintended consequence of making yourself appear continuously more and more stupid. It is named after Steven Crowder.

"That dude sounds dumber every time he opens his mouth"

"It's the Crowder effect, man"

by Leinad4400 November 1, 2019

A Steven Crowder

To be metaphorically "in the closet" and so fearful of your homosexuality that you viciously and relentlessly attack other homosexuals.

He is so in denial he is pulling "a Steven Crowder".
Before coming to terms with his homosexuality Ricky Martin did "a Steven Crowder".
He may be married to Hilary but that guy is so gay he must be doing "a Steven Crowder"!

by Knight of Niii June 3, 2019

crowbert

an old man, from ancient times that was reincarnated as a crow and was caught eating diapers on the side of the road. Usually quiet, drinks a lot of alcohol and is very retarded.

"Crowbert, get your ancient ass over here and clean up that diaper!"
"Crowbert has been acting weird."

by hxc_cheeto January 11, 2008

crowther'd

When one is coerced into a debaucherous situation against their own will with an agonizing aftermath.

I was going to have a quiet night in but then I got crowther'd by my best friend when he convinced me to go for a drink.

by Lieutenant Chang February 16, 2022