crowbar

usually it is used as a melee type weapon which can be found in gardening or craftsman store. it is used to kill zombies, monsters, and other out of this world creatures. the use of crowbars have saved multiple lives in the past years as it's advance metal technology and the compact shape which can fit in any type of bag.

"dude i almost got killed last night by a witch!!"
"how did you survive?"
"i grabbed da crowbar that was on the ground!"
"dude thats nuts!"

by Mr.shakira December 11, 2009

crimson crowbar

slang for the male genitalia

that turd bent his crimson crowbar up that bitch last night

by jon ronson July 29, 2006

the crowbar

During sex , typically reverse cowgirl or standard ( the girl on top ) the man gets the angle correct and jolts , slams the woman down with right force and trajectory to bend , snap the penis

I did the crowbar last night

I got crowbarred last night

by CrowbarG December 13, 2017

Crowbarring

is when one homo-sexual slaps another homo-sexual with his errect penis across the face on a busy dance floor.

Dave screamed in pain whilst Tom slapped his face with his errect penis while other dancers stood in a circle and laughed..crowbarring

OMG Rhys got crow barred last night, it was so funny

by Steve crowbarring yates October 11, 2011

kentucky crowbar

Usually found in the state of Kentucky, but may happen near you. It is the act of your sister using your boner for leverage while she is licking your asshole.

I had raging morning wood after breakfast so my sister gave me the Kentucky Crowbar .

by Trust in Beezer. May 30, 2016

Crowbar Hotel

Jail. It is a mistaken expression of the original term Graybar Hotel.

Uncle Jim spent three years at the Crowbar Hotel.

by Boston Guy May 22, 2012

crowbar

To define someone who is not making any sense, or acting stupid, or defining any act of stupidity.

Jack left his card in the ATM machine for the third time, what a crowbar.

by pfunk325 March 14, 2010