chousemas

The definition of a wepskinki at christmas

I was out with an absoloute Chousemas tonight and it got naughty

by Big Ant Tony December 21, 2018

cruser

A legend among men. Known for having abnormally large penis and slaughtering enemies

Cruser is a badass

by Pooooop dick May 23, 2014

anal carousel

1. Male lays down; points "Johnson" to ceiling
2. Female stands over Johnson, and lowers herself onto Johnson, leading it into her anus
3. She sits on male's pelvis, Johnson in her rectum
4. She spins on Johnson, twisting it in her anus

Jim: That girl is such a slut.
Joe: I know. She's probably the type that if I put my dick in her ass, she'd just spin around. You know, like an anal carousel.
Jim: Ah, yes. The anal carousel. I'm familiar.

by rockoutwithyourjohnsonout December 21, 2014

California Carousel

A sexual act in which a group of 10 or more homosexual men form a train of anal sex with each other and create a full circle where each man is penetrating the anus of the man in front of him with his penis.

Look dude! That group of guys in this video are giving each other the California Carousel!
Person 1: I really want to ride a California Carousel
Person 2: My friends and I will help you!

by Coarse Hair October 25, 2022

Star-Crossed Lovers

Two individuals with love for the other so strong it is impossible to define using words alone. Actions and touch relay more to their partner than any word. They are miserable when they are not together. They are as close to a perfect mate as is possible. Unfortunately, circumstances prohibit their expressions of love freely and they must hide their true feelings until they are alone. This alone time is often entirely too brief and often interfered with by outside forces such as weather or random events suddenly coming up. However once they are together the feelings are so intense that they feel they could never part again.

In another life those star-crossed lovers could be together, but for now they must keep it hidden.

by L M B March 5, 2015

Crused

Crused is a Word that the Popular NBA 2K Youtuber Nadexe uses a lot.

It can translate to something out of place, or messed up in a way, or broken in some way

My Buddy Broke his neck the other day, He got his shit Crused

by MigosFan February 11, 2018

carousel girl

a girl that you ride for 2 minutes, then get off of, and throw up

"whats on that girls face? thats a carousel girl if I ever saw one."

by cass hole nc May 27, 2009