when a guy pushes your legs behind your head while having sex and proceeds to "crunch" you while putting all of his body weight on you. pain is usually associated with this position.
by pretzelmaker1234 November 20, 2015
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by TheFiend138 May 25, 2014
Get the Berry Colossal Crunch mug.Sex position when Person A rides Person B while Person B sucks person A’s dick whilst Person B makes an up and down crunching motion.
by Strapped on sutra April 26, 2020
Get the Cap’n Crunch mug.The act of sneaking a naggin of vodka into a club for either:
1. The topping up of normal soft drinks (Therefore not having to pay for vodka from the bar)
2. Going into the bathroom and doing shots (usually with someone else) from the bottle until said bottle is gone
1. The topping up of normal soft drinks (Therefore not having to pay for vodka from the bar)
2. Going into the bathroom and doing shots (usually with someone else) from the bottle until said bottle is gone
Person 1: This club is really expensive!
Person 2: Well Get a glass of coke and we'll do crouching tiger hidden naggin
OR
Person 1: Wanna get the party started?
Person 2: Right, let's go to the bathroom from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin
Person 2: Well Get a glass of coke and we'll do crouching tiger hidden naggin
OR
Person 1: Wanna get the party started?
Person 2: Right, let's go to the bathroom from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin
by mitsuko045 February 24, 2008
Get the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin mug.When a man is tied up, upside down to a ceiling fan while 4-6 girls gather around his body in a circle formation, kneeling on their knees. One must then turn on the fan, spinning the man and smacking each girl in the face with a hearty boner.
John: Where did you get that bruise?!
Amy: Ugh, Kevin gave us all a nasty Crouching Stork the other day
John: Must have been pretty hearty.
Amy: Yeah
Amy: Ugh, Kevin gave us all a nasty Crouching Stork the other day
John: Must have been pretty hearty.
Amy: Yeah
by Sir John Kensington March 21, 2011
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noun,
1. An typical tex-mex dish, whereby the most important ingredient is crushed up taco chips
2. The crushed up taco chips denote the crunchy aspect of the fajitas
noun,
1. An typical tex-mex dish, whereby the most important ingredient is crushed up taco chips
2. The crushed up taco chips denote the crunchy aspect of the fajitas
by jfrymer August 19, 2012
Get the Crunchy Fajitas mug.1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.
2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.
3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.
3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007
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