crotching

The act of groping one's own crotch while watching someones significant other in admiration.

Hey dude do you mind not crotching my wife right in front of me!

by heddcase June 19, 2011

crotcheting

This is a cross between crochet and and riding a crotch rocket. Just make sure you hit the balls!

Man, you were so awesome at crotcheting yesterday, I still feel the burns.

by alksolo August 26, 2005

Crotching

Having your eyes drawn to someones crotch - can be voluntary or involuntary action

Ken caught me crotching him!

by Motherhen33 June 19, 2010

Crotching

A slang word for telling a friend you had/have an erection without drawing the attention of the surrounding public

"Hey bro, what you been up to?"

"Just crotching out in maths, this girl was peng!"

by Crotchington December 9, 2008

crotchpicker

Someone with a pubic insect infestation

That crotchpicker Nigel got scabies from my wife!

by Bandersnatch August 17, 2003

Crotchwinger

To lift the leg, exsposing the crotch fully. Often used in figure skating and ballet.

"Welcome to the national figure skating tournament, the only place women willingly throw a crotchwinger."

by Alucard721.5 July 14, 2007

Crotchkins

The act of non-schalantly scoring an awesome view between the legs of a hot (or any) female wearing a skirt while sitting down, with a napkin in her lap. Note: you may also call "crotchkins" in the absence of a napkin.

While Nick was walking by a young college female at an Italian restaurant, he nudged his buddy and called out "CROTCHKINS" upon seeing the 100% white cotton panties peeking out from between her legs.

by Crotch King June 15, 2013