Crotchie

A selfie of your undercarriage

That ho be sweatin' my nutz, so I sent her a crotchie to seal the diz'eal

by SaintBreesy09 February 6, 2015

crochbit

Some one who bites another person in the croch! (Not literally) It has to be AGAINST a female!

(A cheap shot)! Imagine Your getting the best blow job in the WORLD then she bites it!!! a crochbite feels just as bad as that but its verbally not physically directed toward a female!

Sitting down at your girlfriends house, eating dinner with her parents... You ask for a moment of silence.. the attention is on you! You say your daughter is soo loose, is that a family trait or just her?
You go home and tell your bros the story. And your buddy turns to you and says WOW man you crochbit her! VERRY NICE!

by cocabomo November 4, 2009

sloppy cronchite

N. A sexual act named after the popular television journalist, Walter Cronchite. The act in which two men jerk each other off to see who can get the other to ejaculate first and at the conclusion, the winner will quote Cronchite by saying, "And that is the way it was."

I opened my closet last night and caught James and Tony giving each other a sloppy cronchite.

by SD_21 December 14, 2008

crotchity

A description given to a man when he looks to be genitally endowed simply by looking at him through some sort of clothing and not necessarily naked.

While Gocita and Joel were working out at the gym, Joel leaned over and whispered, "Girl, did you see that guy over there by the bench presses? He is crotchity for days! Loves it!"

by Goce December 7, 2006

crotch bite

When a girl's pants are so tight they ride up in the front. See camel toe

At the gym the lady with the spandex on had serious crotch bite.

by Inovidable November 6, 2007

crotchdité

An appetizer before the BJ, a combination of crotch and crudité.

Rishy: You let him dip his balls in your mouth like it was a bird bath?

Aietzhunn: It was just a crotchdité, not the main course. An amuse bouche, if you will.

by Rishysan April 21, 2009

Crotchpiece

1. One who engages in repetitive acts of foolishness. 2. One who tries too hard to fit into rapidly changing fads or styles.

The guy at the movies is such a crotchpiece. He acts like he is from the ghetto, but he is really a rich white kid.

by Michael Bukkake January 11, 2008