Cropduster

When spooning with your woman, and you are in front with your back to her
front, if a fart accidentally sneaks out into her bush, it's called crop-dusting.

by Will, Dan, Emily @ the CC April 9, 2006

cropdust backfire

When a person walks by and silently tries to fart next to someone then suddenly shits themselves

Third time this week Bert cropdust backfired while playing a prank on Melvin

by muff-69-diver March 30, 2023

Reverse Cropdust

The act of surreptitiously releasing farts into a high traffic area like a hallway so that the gas is whisked along with the unsuspecting pedestrian carriers. A role reversal of crop dusting achieving the same effect.

"Bro did you see the looks on those army joes walking by? I've been reverse cropdusting large groups that stroll past. They keep blaming randoms. I'm dying here"

by MadoffWithMyHeart January 19, 2017

Extreme Cropdusting

The act of ripping a mean-ass shit cloud from your asshole while you’re on a roller coaster. Preferably, when you’re seated at the front of the ride and during the drop so your ghostly gassy giant nails your fellow passengers directly in their faces at high velocity while they’re screaming with their mouths wide open.

I was riding the popular Six Flags coaster, Kingda Ka, when I decided it was my chance to do some top-tier Extreme Cropdusting… The other passengers had ass-breath for weeks.

by Dr.P.Nis March 13, 2022

Cropdusting

When used in reference to the service industry, "Crop-dusting" is defined as the act in which an employee of the restaurant or bar farts, and then walks by a table s/he does not like.

Related Forms: Crop-dust. Crop-dusted, Crop-duster

"Do you smell something other than our food? I think we've just been a victim of cropdusting!"

by Bob3472 October 25, 2009

Cropduster

Those annoying ass yellow planes that fuck arojnd your house in the spring.

Bob: I'm flyin' the cropduster today
Bruce: Don't you fuck around my house!
Bob: Why?
Bruce: Don't

by PseudoFrank April 26, 2020

cropdusting

the act of going to some other location to fart so that your environment is unsoiled,
b. passing gas then leaving the area so as not to be blamed for it.

I went to Hendrick's cubicle and cropdusted him while he was on the phone with accounting.

by Sky King December 26, 2004