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Corpumentary

A mix between a Documentary and a Corporate Film
A Corpumentary is a cross between a corporate film and a documentary, but it is way more interesting and engaging than a standard Corporate film. It enables us to tell a human story with a specific message behind it. A message which the funding organisation wants to promote.
by Insight78 February 10, 2015
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clockumentary

Any unworthy documentary the viewer is utterly uninterested in and has nothing else to do with his or her time and continues to absorb useless information Kill'n time.
Wait'n for the the governor's call, Jason seems a bit bored with the clockumentary on Nova.
by John Trowbridge July 27, 2018
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Cockmentation

The feelling you get we you think you are about to nut but you don't nut and you try harder and then you get tired so you go to sleep and nut while watching a dream
"Man,last night I had such a cockmentation.It really pissed me off
by O/L/G November 6, 2019
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crapumentary

A so-called documentary but in reality it's so poorly researched, it whiffs too heavily of bullshit, which will certainly get slated by the critics.
If credible research is gathered & produced the result will be a popular documentary, that everyone is talking about. Whereas a 'crapumentary' is badly researched & falsified, the tv equivalent of gutter press tabloid journalism. It doesn't matter whether it's true, let's just sell the story.
by Hook Beak_66 February 28, 2024
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cromulent

cromulent - acceptable or satisfactory

originally invented in the show simpsons i 1996 as a joke

“A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.”

One teacher leans over to another and says that she’d never heard the word embiggen before . “I don't know why,” the other teacher replies. “It's a perfectly cromulent word.”

the joke being that both embiggen and cromulent were not actual words

ironically both of these are now accepted into general use, with them having a page at merriam webster

there are alternate spelling of the word being: chromulent, cromulant which aren't the official spellings and are wrong but refer to the same thing
“It's a perfectly cromulent word.”
by itrocuddles September 28, 2024
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Cromulent Fuckcrustable

Something terrible, e.g. the tenant from hell, or B*rnie, or perhaps one’s ex-wife, that makes Tommy needy drinky. See also general chunpfuckery.
“Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.”
by sonicfeetman91 January 13, 2025
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